I know what the Kelvin relationship to Celcius is, probably from before you were born.
Perhaps thats why you appear to have forgotten it?
I think you will find that no surface probe of Venus has survived more than few minutes at specific points. Orbiters have taken atmospheric readings that agree with well tested instrumentation. You should look up the Venus man-made spacecraft/satellite record over the last 40 years. The suggestion is that you didn't research before making a statement.
How long does it take to record a temperature? Probes HAVE landed on Venus , and they HAVE returned temperature data - that is a scientific fact.
Oh, and the longest lived probe (Venera 13) seems to have operated for over 2 hours - rather more than a 'few minutes' as you assert - so perhaps you should refrain from accusations of a lack of research.
Have you ever heard of other energy exchange mechanisms? Conduction, convection and radiation that were all important when I was a lad. The later was considered, and should be, it is largely unimportant in heat exchange within the planet.
I'm half decent at quantum physics too, quantum energy exchange is irrelevent in a global heat exchange model.
The only mechanism that can transmit heat out into space is radiation. Conduction and Convection may have been important when you were a lad, but scientists prefer to focus on what matters in the system being considered - and when you're talking about a planet in a vacuum these latter mechanism cannot work.
You seem to be focussed on heat mechanisms within the earth - whereas climate change is concerned with the radiative balance of the earth as a whole. More energy coming in than going out = increase in temperature = increase in radiation of heat from the earth = balance restored. The opposite is, of course also true. Now, the heat generated internally is constant, certainly over the timescales we are talking about, given that it comes from radioactive decay within the earth.
You have a hypothesis for the last 100 years which is open to challenge. Vulcanisism has been demonstrably shown to influence short term climate. What drives the vulcanism?
How can volcanoes be responsible for global warming when they actually *lower* global temperatures?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_winter
And finally...
You have yet to show me the glass in your greenhouse. Explain how the atmosphere can be modeled as a greenhouse and I will buy you a bottle of Bud.
OK.
Solar radiation is broad spectrum radiation. Some is UV (the stuff that gives you a tan/cancer), some is visible radiation (sunlight), some is infrared - thats why sunlight feels warm. Obviously when sunlight is incident upon the earth this raises the earths temperature. On the other side, warm bodies emit heat - and the warmer the body, the greater the heat.
The greenhouse effect comes from the fact that certain gases react very differently dependent on the wavelength of the radiation passing through them.
CO2 allows most radiation to ass through unhindered, but it absorbs infrared.
I know you're a big fan of empiricism, so take a look at this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot5n9m4whaw
So Co2 in the atmosphere allows most of the energy from the sun (covering a wide range of wavelengths) though to the earth, but, the radiation that is emitted back out (comprising mostly infrared radiation), is trapped. Thats your greenhouse.