Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Paddingtonwolf]

I imagine Kier Starmer will have some fun with that lie tomorrow

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

"Mr Speaker"

<some drivel>

<some Latin that is wrong>

<look round to backbenchers who aren't there>

<But Labour>

I guarantee you.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I'd like my own questions with Boris.

Like why have you put a racist in charge of your racism review?

Why is your Home Secretary of choice such a despicable piece of shit?

Why do you do at best two days of work a week?

When you say "levelling up", what do you actually mean?

What exactly qualifies Gavin Williamson to be Education Secretary, other than him agreeing with you?

This Irish thing, yeah? When you guaranteed to the DUP there wouldn't be an Irish Sea border, that's a lie, isn't it?

Why did you sign a political agreement then renege on it immediately, making the UK out to be a bad faith actor in a single stroke?

Why do you support Brexit?

Why are you such a cunt?

 

[The Saturday Boy]

I'd like my own questions with Boris.

Like why have you put a racist in charge of your racism review?

Why is your Home Secretary of choice such a despicable piece of shit?

Why do you do at best two days of work a week?

When you say "levelling up", what do you actually mean?

What exactly qualifies Gavin Williamson to be Education Secretary, other than him agreeing with you?

This Irish thing, yeah? When you guaranteed to the DUP there wouldn't be an Irish Sea border, that's a lie, isn't it?

Why did you sign a political agreement then renege on it immediately, making the UK out to be a bad faith actor in a single stroke?

Why do you support Brexit?

Why are you such a cunt?

https://www.gov.uk/ask

 

[lemonjelly]

So they think desperate people will deny food to their children for a week to get smokes for a day? Fuck off Conservatives. How the hell did I ever vote for you utter bunch of cunts?

It's been their MO for years though, this isn't a new stance for them.
For decades there has been a significant section of conservative members/MPs wanting to change many welfare payments for vouchers, and restricting where, and on what these vouchers can be spent. And this has always been their reasoning.
It was for some time a significant part of their Universal Credit plans in the early days.

 

[Kenny]

PMQ's has become OLQ's.

Nearly very question fired at Boris is returned by him ignoring it and asking SKS about his thoughts on schools returning

Starmer - “this is turning into opposition questions. If he wants to swap places- I’ll do it now.”

 

[Kenny]

So it turns out Matt Hancock is actually Paddy

Mixing up Marcus Rashford for Daniel Radcliffe.

 

[Sniffer]

Student nurses recruited to work on the front line against Covid-19 have been told their paid placements will be cut short. I'm sure many would have left part time jobs that they had whilst studying and will suddenly find themselves with no work.

Shameful.

 

[darlowolf64]

PMQ's has become OLQ's.

Nearly very question fired at Boris is returned by him ignoring it and asking SKS about his thoughts on schools returning

Starmer - “this is turning into opposition questions. If he wants to swap places- I’ll do it now.”

It should be, kinda, required for him to actually answer the questions...

 

[Sniffer]

So it turns out Matt Hancock is actually Paddy

Mixing up Marcus Rashford for Daniel Radcliffe.

His excuse was that it was too early in the morning and that he had been reading Harry Potter books to his child. Do the books give reference to the actor who played Harry?

 

[darlowolf64]

The question on Child Poverty he just looked like a scared idiot, muttering under his breath and unable to look SKS in the eye.

Just quit you fucking dickhead

 

[Sniffer]

It should be, kinda, required for him to actually answer the questions...

Starmer missed a couple of sitters that he could have thrown back at the part time PM. He could have stated that he was (possibly?)still waiting for a reply to his letter regarding working together with the government on schools returning and he would engage with him once he'd responded to that. ...or that he thought that it was the job of the government and the education minister to get children back into the classroom and that they had decided last week it wasn't safe for all children to return before September.

 

[Sniffer]

On to more important matters

"A military aircraft is receiving a secret makeover to give Boris Johnson and senior cabinet ministers a Union Jack-coloured jet for official travel, defence sources said"

A bargain at £900k

 

[Tredman]

Christ, we are a fucking joke.

 

[broughtonwolf]

Boris in car crash coming out of PMQs today.

No-one hurt according to No. 10 thankfully. Inevitable jokes about Boris and car crashes incoming..

https://twitter.com/snb19692/status/1273244222385160192?s=20

 

[Kenny]

Dom testing his eyes again

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I don't know about thankfully.

I don't like pouring invective on people per se but he really is a dismal cunt. I wouldn't mourn it if a fat racist cunt died, he just happens to be the Prime Minister.

 

[darlowolf64]

Boris in car crash coming out of PMQs today.

No-one hurt according to No. 10 thankfully. Inevitable jokes about Boris and car crashes incoming..

https://twitter.com/snb19692/status/1273244222385160192?s=20

Oh no... He'd best have some time off work.

Did he nearly die? Maybe he'll get some more sympathy :icon_rolleyes:

 

[Kenny]

Dom Raab having another good day I see.

BLM taking to the knee - Stolen from Games of Thrones.

You should also only take to the knee in front of the Queen or if you are proposing.

 

[lemonjelly]

saw that earlier. comes across woefully badly. But raab is so incompetent, I don't expect anything significant from him other than more bungles.