Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[leedswolf]

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Story got pulled by both the Mail and the Times...

Just genuine rank corruption.

Also a reminder that he was trying to do this while his wife and mother of four of his children had cancer.

 

[Boozad]

There are literally no depths that cunt won't sink to.

 

[Kenny]

 

[lemonjelly]

Story got pulled by both the Mail and the Times...

Just genuine rank corruption.

Also a reminder that he was trying to do this while his wife and mother of four of his children had cancer.

Don't forget all the strings he pulled for arcuri whilst he was banging her. Bit of a pattern...

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Well they're not shagging him for his Adonis like body are they?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Quite amusing that it appears that Bozo took out a super injunction, or at least tried to, and thanks to the enormous re-tweeting it has become utterly public knowledge and so they have to admit leaning on the Times Editor while saying "it's simply not true".

Credible rumour suggests there might well be a second super-injunction out there on a rather different subject matter. I wouldn't wish to get this place in trouble by explaining the supposed detail, but lets just say it casts new meaning to the words Russians on the fiddle.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Have I Got News For You
@haveigotnews
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson recovering after minor operation on his nose. Unconfirmed reports suggest he’s had about 2ft taken off.

Marvellous

 

[Johnny75]

I wonder if he's had his nasal bridge repaired.

You know the one the Columbians marched up.

 

[Tony Towner]

In his interview post the confidence vote his 'sinuses' were definitely giving him problems

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Same with Gove not that long ago. It's endemic in that bunch.

 

[Sniffer]

Johnson's photo op, sorry jogging partner in the photograph above just happens to be the Deputy Editor of the Times, who just happened to be in charge on Saturday when the story was pulled.

 

[Sniffer]

I would imagine that the books of Ashcroft and Duncan made any super injunction meaningless anyway. Interested in what the other injunction might be if anyone can send it privately.

 

[Tony Towner]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1538944511472242688

 

[Johnny75]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1538944511472242688

Interesting line.

 

[AndyWolves]

Wasn't there a picture of him where his nose look really odd? I wouldn't want to postulate why his nose looked so odd

 

[leedswolf]

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

rolled up twenties can be a bit sharp on the edge.

 

[Kenny]

Interesting line.

Is what Boris said at every lockdown Party?

 

[Johnny75]

Is what Boris said at every lockdown Party?

I'm glad my pithy one liners don't go over anybody's head