Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Kenny]

Alan Partidge MP

 

[Boozad]

The Tories today look like a court appearance for a fat Rhys Ifans in Twin Town taking place in the Queen Vic.

"Capatela, capatela, oh yeah, oh yeah"

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

No Sunak I note.

 

[Tony Towner]

Problem with this analogy is it ends with the batsman being out

https://twitter.com/x/status/1516542722034872324

 

[Dire Wolf]

Problem with this analogy is it ends with the batsman being out

https://twitter.com/x/status/1516542722034872324

There aren't too many people I would wish excruciating, agonising death upon: Rees-Mogg and Johnson are definites.

 

[BillyDee]

It's when he sneeringly says the privileges committee is chaired by a Labour MP, as if that is an indication of automatic untrustworthyness...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

It also has a Tory majority of membership, but pencil-neck knows that.

 

[Derby Wolf]

Chris Bryant has said he'll step aside from his role as Privliges Committee Chairman in order to ensure impartiality. Next.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He has recused himself to avoid any suspicion of conflict of interest. What any person in authority on a board or committee should do. They cannot be involved in consideration of the individual item of business where they may have an interest, but keep their role in all other areas. Seems fine to me.

 

[Sniffer]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1516804241083580422

Since when did he take charge of this? I thought this was part of Fizzy Lizzies remit.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Problem with this analogy is it ends with the batsman being out

https://twitter.com/x/status/1516542722034872324

Also the batsman didn't write the lbw law, and didn't tell millions of cricket players and watchers across the land day after day that if nothing else, you absolutely should not repeatedly walk across your stumps and get pinned in front like a fat Shane Watson tribute act.

 

[BillyDee]

Since when did he take charge of this? I thought this was part of Fizzy Lizzies remit.

He is Minister for Brexit Opportunities and Unicorns. Not many of either about, so he sticks his big hooter in where he can...

 

[Tony Towner]

Government amendment on tomorrow's debate to delay it until after the police investigation has been completed that they are going to 3 line whip. Has someone been paid off?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Government have posted an amendment to try and stop tomorrow until after SooGrey publishes. Shameless. Utterly shameless

 

[Sniffer]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1516884623594242049

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

That would be very amusing

 

[AndyWolves]

Say it pad

 

[Sniffer]

Free vote for the Conservatives on today's motion.

 

[Sniffer]

Keir Starmer just shamed Johnson by speaking in front of the house to correct the record regarding his comments on the BBC in PMQ's yesterday. He was reciting what was in yesterday morning's Telegraph which subsequently changed it's story. He was happy to put the record straight.
A pity that the PM never does this or is forced to do so when he spouts his incorrect bullshit.

 

[Sniffer]

Sir Lindsay Hoyle, the Speaker, confirms at the start of the debate that the government amendment to the Labour motion will not be put to a vote.

So the Government has withdrawn the amendment that it wanted to make last night, even though it was selected.