Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Sniffer]

He can't use the excuse that he just popped into his private garden for a few minutes. From the Times...

Two sources said that the prime minister attended, with one saying he was “wandering round gladhanding people”. His fiancée Carrie Symonds, whom he married last year, also attended and was said to have been drinking with Henry Newman, then an adviser to Michael Gove and now a senior figure in No 10.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Dominic Grieve calls fat Alex a “dishonest charlatan”

 

[Sniffer]

Sunak won’t be offering his support to fat Alex at PMQs as he has decided to visit Devon instead. Strange that.

RishiSunak:

Excited to be in Ilfracombe this morning with @SelaineSaxby.

So he's with the delightful woman who said that Cafe owners feeding hungry kids for free during the school holidays shouldn't be able to get any government support for any lockdown restrictions.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

So we have an apology.

 

[Del Woppio]

Fucking prick

"I thought it was a work event, I only went outside to thank people for their work"

He actually said that with a straight face

 

[EpsomWolf]

What the fuck was that bollocks?

 

[EpsomWolf]

“It’s so ridiculous (his excuse) it’s offensive to the British public”

Well said Starmer.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Starmer putting the boot in. Calls for a resignation. Boris stammering and umming and ahhing. This is a piss poor performance.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Starmer is going in for the kill

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Starmer is putting in his best PMQs performance ever. A very cunning way to effectively call Alex a liar in the house.

 

[Nando]

Has the fat cunt actually just said that it is up to Keir as to how he conducts himself? Good lord.

 

[EpsomWolf]

Has the fat cunt actually just said that it is up to Keir as to how he conducts himself? Good lord.

He did. The reaction of everyone in the house was fantastic.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Blackford also calling for resignation.

 

[EpsomWolf]

Johnson defaulting now to his only outlet - waiting until the enquiry is concluded.

He doesn’t look or sound like someone that has an awful lot of fight left. Everyone speaking now is just humiliating him further.

 

[Del Woppio]

It's just embarrassing though. We don't need an inquiry, he knows what happened, the police know what happened. He must surely know this is impossible to ride out.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Being accused of lying about inflation and misleading the house.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

For months there apparently no parties and now he apologises for attending one, though he didn’t realise it was. Couldn’t get a clearer case of misleading Parliament. He’s only sorry he’s been caught. How anyone can defend him is beyond belief.

 

[Del Woppio]

 

[Del Woppio]

Some cunt talking about washing machines

 

[Wombat del combate]

Starmer putting the boot in. Calls for a resignation. Boris stammering and umming and ahhing. This is a piss poor performance.

Reads even better if you voice it in the style of the 1966 WC final commentary.