Bellend commentators

[Keef]

He works for paddy power doing something, they had a video of him predicting stuff sitting at home with his mrs *

* said in the caption underneath her, wishes she’d married Alan Hanson

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Absolute arsehole as a pub landlord immediately after he retired by the way.

Where did he have a pub Paddy?
And what did he do to upset you?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Just outside Faringdon after he was sacked as manager of Oxford United. He had the place for quite a while and ran it into the ground over many years.

 

[Tony Towner]

Switzerland hit a penalty against the post against Wales in WC qualification and the taker hits in the rebound. The reporter on 5live Karl Roberts said it was disallowed for being offside

 

[AndyWolves]

Switzerland hit a penalty against the post against Wales in WC qualification and the taker hits in the rebound. The reporter on 5live Karl Roberts said it was disallowed for being offside

Presumably the actual offence is kicking the ball twice when taking a penalty?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Not my words Carol, the words of High Performer Jake Humphrey.

 

[Kenny]

Never want to see the note he left himself that led to his children arriving

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

If Phil Neville is the best example you can think of, think of another question.

Such a fucking bellend.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

The High Performance Daily Journal is out on Thursday.

And to celebrate its release, we have knocked 30% off the price. It’s a daily source of inspiration, based on science, drawing on over 150 episodes of our podcast, and been months in the planning. ❤️https://t.co/xxp1crlHSO

— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) November 1, 2022

Based on science. And Phil Neville.

Also some of the pages are just colouring in, I presume for all geography graduates out there.

 

[Langers]

"Remember the breathing techniques from tape 1....."

 

[The Bear]

Reminds me of this, which had blank pages for the reader to fill in themselves.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

There's a Kindle version. I shit you not.

Sorry Jake but I am not High Performance enough to own a pen and paper so I guess I'm out.

 

[Kenny]

Busy afternoon Dan?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

There's no such thing as busy, there's only multitasking.

Wes Brown told me.

 

[machin05]

Might Jake be your new Richard Keys?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I'm torn on that one. Richard Keys is a monumental idiot who lives in a desert, with a joke TV show broadcasting to as many as 50 people at a time, who claimed he once personally brokered a transfer for the literal England goalkeeper when he was a junior reporter on local radio, but Jake "I'm too busy to work on Saturdays but definitely wasn't sacked" Humphrey is shilling this 1990s motivational speech crap for personal gain. It is quite reminiscent of Mark's musings on Neves this season so maybe they could pair up.

I'll get back to you.

 

[jd1981]

Graeme Souness with more drivel stating how the old firm should be parachuted into the PL.
Might want to point out Scottish clubs have as much right to a place in English football as much as Dutch, Belgian and French sides.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

CBS panel on NFL the other night.
Fucking hell, there were 4 of them and they never shut up for around 3 hours. Non stop noise.
Just SHUT UP!

 

[Johnny75]

CBS panel on NFL the other night.
Fucking hell, there were 4 of them and they never shut up for around 3 hours. Non stop noise.
Just SHUT UP!

You know it's their job to talk?

 

[Wolf Hunting]

You know it's their job to talk?

It's their job to inform and commentate on the game with a 2nd guy pointing stuff out and a bit of analysis.
These 4 bastards were just trying to compete and talk non stop, I'm sure there was some useful stuff in there, but it was far too much..
Like walking into a very small room but it's been decorated, 4 walls and ceiling in big mad huge patterned designer wallpaper...