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Bellend commentators

Some vintage Keys. Look at his little slot mouth.

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"Dropping his trousers and tearing off his shirt in full view of a clutch of shocked shoppers"

I believe that's a crime, your Honor.
 
Cricket rather than football, but Lydia Greenway's voice goes right through me and she's incredible for stating the obvious.
 
Get Georgia Elwiss on. Whenever I’ve heard her on the radio she has an uncanny knack of bringing Wolves into the conversation.
 
I suppose in a way you've got to admire the nerve of Jake Humphrey, who is 44 and has rarely ever lived outside his home town of Norwich (one of the most insular places in the entire UK, as it's so isolated from everywhere else), urging Joe Public to drop everything and move overseas. Don't speak the language? Don't know anyone? Don't even have a job to go to? Well that's no excuse, just go.
 
Got the good Robbies on our side of the pond ay
 
Aw, I like ‘em. Sometimes they fall back on old clichés, but they won’t be seen as such by American audiences, I expect.
 
Martin Tyler leaving Sky Sports after 30 years (but not retiring). Always seemed to be on the cards as he missed out on commentary for a few big games towards the end of the season.
 

Marvellous stuff here where Box Bonce berates his detractors for never checking stuff and makes a typo of his own in the fucking title.

I mean the actual content is mindless, fantasist drivel, as always.
 
Kevin Pietersen - self absorbed and boring in a high pitched toneless delivery.

Absolute crap.
 
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