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Paul Coyte and whoever his little side kick is on talkSPORT between 5-6 in the morning.
He’s a big spurs fan and every topic goes back to spurs.
Quote from them “it’s really tight between West Ham, Arsenal, Man Utd & Spurs.
 
At least we won't have to listen to Boris Becker at Wimbledon this year.
 
My sense of humour may not be to everyone's taste but I wouldn't go that far!
 
Good god, hope not, Lineker gets a lot of flack but I think he's OK as the anchor, Corden would be terrible
Would be all about him and his 'humour'

Smacks of when TV tried to convert Chiles into a Football presenter
 
TWAT.

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Who carries around a "spare copy" of their own book?
 
People who wear mirrored glasses on a train.

Funny how nobody is sitting in his vicinity and Oli, if it takes Jake Humphrey to get you to go and work in London you can get to fuck.
 
Diss is the very next station after Norwich on the route to London.

Fortunate that in the 16 minutes it takes to travel between the two that Oli happened to spot Jakey Brent, summon up the courage to approach such a media titan, recount his story about how inspiring he found the amazing podcast that Jake puts out FOR FREE, regale his life journey of "working in London" which no person in a provincial town could ever possibly have considered without such a sage on hand to boost your self-belief, and then #BigJake got to hand over the book that he just happened to be carrying for no particular reason.

I would suggest to Oli that a near four hour commute every single day would be a bit shit but then I'm not a lifestyle guru like Jake.
 
Isn't it normally the average Joe that asks for a selfie with a celeb, not the other way around?!
 
Not a commentator, but watching the arrogant, no nothing Nixon rowing back on all his slap downs, pithy remarks and smugness over Derby tonight is a thing of beauty. He is the pricks prick
 
Is he saying Steve Morgan now in the running to buy Derby?
 
I've tried but failed to work out how to properly embed a couple of Tweets, but Richard Keys has had a go at Gabby Agbonlahor and he's destroyed him with his reply. Not a fan of either and I'm sure having heard him speak that Gabby has had some help with his response, but great comeback none the less.

Richard Keys
@richardajkeys
I didn’t realise Gabby Agbonlahor was on the radio. His broadcasting career is obviously as insignificant as his playing career. Described to me today by a Villa staff member as ‘the most unprofessional he’d ever worked with’. Apps 351. Gls 76. Is he still at Watford?

Ga11agbon
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Speaking of insignificance…after being fired for sexism and getting your wife mixed up with your daughter’s best friend, I also wasn’t aware they’d let you back on air. But keep using my name to stay relevant hairy hands
 
I've tried but failed to work out how to properly embed a couple of Tweets, but Richard Keys has had a go at Gabby Agbonlahor and he's destroyed him with his reply. Not a fan of either and I'm sure having heard him speak that Gabby has had some help with his response, but great comeback none the less.
When viewing the tweet, copy the web address and paste in your post..

 
Richard Keys having a totally normal one:

Lionesses - you’ve changed everything.​

PUBLISHED: TUESDAY, 02 AUGUST 2022
‘Dream makers. Record breakers. Game changers’. Not my words, but those of Robyn Cowen, who provided the commentary on a blockbuster Women’s Euros final Sunday evening. Brilliant. And perfect for the occasion.

Commentators spend careers hoping for moments like that. Saturday night Robyn must’ve dreamt of delivering those words on the final whistle - and she must’ve loved it.

It’s what I call the ‘Wolstenholme’ moment. No-one will ever better ‘there are some people on the pitch - they think it’s all over’ As Geoff Hurst thrashed his third - England’s fourth - into Germany’s net in the 1966 WC final, with perfect timing commentator Kenneth Wolstenholme added ‘it is now’. Genius. The best ever.

A lot of things had to go his way. Those people needed to be on the pitch. Bobby Moore had to deliver an immaculate ball downfield to Hurst. And he had to score. Tick. Tick. And tick.

Clive Tyldesley gave us ‘Manchester United will score. They always score’ in CL stoppage time 1999. Sheringham did. He went on to complete a majestical final few minutes. He was brilliant that night.

Martin Tyler will simply have ‘Ageroooooooo’ on his grave stone. We’ll know who lies beneath it.

Some commentators will have three different paragraphs written to cover three different results in a football match. You can tell who they are - but it’s the special moments - that you can’t rehearse - that are always remembered.

I’ve got the feeling Robyn was ready - but she delivered the line with class, style and - like I’ve said - it was perfect. Trust me Robyn - it won’t ever get any better than that!

There’s only ever one ‘first’.

I was thrilled to bits for the Lionesses. Ian Wright best summed it up on Twitter when he made the point about how significant the win will prove to be - in all sorts of different ways.

i was quiet on this subject during the tournament because of all the usual nonsense that surrounds anything I have to say. Tell me guys - how many of you both received and sent on the memes? Fun was it? There isn’t a guy who hasn’t or didn’t - yet they still come after me. Some were genuinely funny and may we always have the ability to laugh - and my goodness I’ve unintentionally provided a few down the years - but here’s the thing….we need to be careful how and when we do this. We never want to cause offence. If it’s offensive it’s wrong.

Although my best intentions were genuine when I said - on air - ‘let’s wish Sian Massey all the best today. She’s from my manor. In fact - I may even have gone to school with her dad’ - no-one remembers that. What they do remember is the carefully edited phone recording that was lifted from our studio ahead of the Wolves v Liverpool game as the guys went through our pre-match routine. We always laughed. It eased the tension - especially for guests.

It was Sian that introduced me to the word ‘banter’. She used it in the conversation I had with her on the Sunday when I called to apologise for what was said in the hack. But she shouldn’t have done. What she should have told me was ‘not funny Richard. It doesn’t help’. It was some time before I realised that.

Ironically, I think the incident did help in many ways - but that was a lucky by-product. I think a lot of people look back on it now as a turning point in how seriously men were prepared to take women’s football. Most of us have realised things had to change.

There was a time you could be sexist/racist - and a whole lot of other ‘ists’ without realising. And those who were would start a conversation with the words ‘I’m not a racist, but….’ You still hear it now. ‘I’m not sexist, but….’

There were so many other things happening around what sparked the now infamous incident on that weekend in Wolverhampton that I lost sight of the fact that it was all too easy to dismiss what had happened. No. That was wrong.
Some time later I felt that I needed to put something other than just ‘me’ into the women’s game. I’d attended PoY dinners for years. I’d presented games - but I needed to do more.

I took a call from a club called Coventry Sphinx - in my manor! The manager of the girls teams asked me if I’d sponsor the club - both the match day and training kits. He said ‘we’ll put your name on the front of the jerseys. That will shut a few people up’. Good intention, but wrong. I bought the kits for a few years - until they stopped asking - but I didn’t want my name on the shirts. We agreed that the local children’s hospice - Zoe’s Place - would have their name on the kit instead. I had one other stipulation - nobody needed to know. That way I felt like I was genuinely doing some good and I couldn’t be accused of buying good faith. It wasn’t much - but it was a little that made me feel a whole lot better.

So despite all the repetitive nonsense - and the mindless inaccurate allegations about my stance on the women’s game - that’s why I was so pleased about the result Sunday.

Off the field the event was fun. The men’s game isn’t much fun anymore. Families loved it. The men’s game doesn’t attract too many families. That‘s why I think the Lionesses should keep a distance between themselves and the boys. It’s that point of difference that’s so marketable.

Before the game - early Sunday afternoon I found myself playing football with a 5-year-old girl on the beach. She was good btw - too good for this old man. 😂. That’s another of the by-products that the past month has achieved. Let’s hope she grows up to make her mark in the game.

The women’s game has changed dramatically down the years. A decade has made a massive difference. Imagine what 10 more years will do.

And so our attention turns to the men’s game. 😂. I’ve no idea why I do it, but every year I make my predictions. I’m not going to do that here - but rest assured before a PL ball is kicked Friday I will have done. And the blog is back. Join me every Monday for my weekend thoughts.

Where do you even start.

I mean obviously, with Martin Tyler having someone else's incorrectly spelled name on his own gravestone, but it just keeps going.
 
I do a lot of work for charity but don't like to talk about it
 
I'll buy the kits, but nobody can know. I don't want to be seen to be buying good faith. So I'll put it out there now 🤦‍♂️
 
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