Bellend commentators

[Paddingtonwolf]

Garth Crooks. Team of the year 2021. He has put Michail Antonio up front ahead of Mo Salah

 

[Templeton Peck]

Garth Crooks. Team of the year 2021. He has put Michail Antonio up front ahead of Mo Salah

What the laughing emoji was made for.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He also has a massive dig at Liverpool. “Trent Alexander-Arnold is good enough to play for Real Madrid, let alone Liverpool”.

RAWK is going to explode.

 

[WsWolf]

Garth Crooks. Team of the year 2021. He has put Michail Antonio up front ahead of Mo Salah

That's not even the worst one. Saka is there in the very position Salah plays. I'd be dubious of it being done for clickbait if I wasn't so convinced that Crooks has more fingers than braincells.

Not to mention a 343 with Trent at centre half and James at rwb haha

 

[Templeton Peck]

Jake Humphrey. Twitter feed full of vomit enducing shit about 'just believing in yourself' and 'accomplishing anything'. Prick.

 

[machin05]

Jake Humphrey. Twitter feed full of vomit enducing shit about 'just believing in yourself' and 'accomplishing anything'. Prick.

He was on Saturday Kitchen a few weeks ago. I had no idea he was such an insufferable knob.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He's in one of those weird Christian cult type societies too.

All the ex pros blatantly hate him.

 

[Templeton Peck]

He's in one of those weird Christian cult type societies too.

Oh everything makes sense now.

 

[SSB]

Jake Humphrey. Twitter feed full of vomit enducing shit about 'just believing in yourself' and 'accomplishing anything'. Prick.

He’s a mate and neighbour of John Ruddy. See photos of them together on social media quite regularly.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Where does Ruddy live then?

 

[Tony Towner]

He's in one of those weird Christian cult type societies too.

All the ex pros blatantly hate him.

Always thought he had the same levels of smugness as Dan Walker, that explains it now.

 

[Templeton Peck]

As the great Mark Corrigan once said-

'The Christians. It's not fair. I could be that happy if I believed a lot of rubbish.'

 

[SSB]

Where does Ruddy live then?

His family home is still in Norfolk.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

His family home is still in Norfolk.

Wow, big commute.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Wow, big commute.

Wouldn't imagine he travels daily.

 

[Tony Towner]

Emile Heskey on the impact Bruce will have at Albion. "He might make them a bit more route one". Top research - 80's Wimbledon would struggle to be more route one

 

[Alan]

He'll fit the service Dike will need without actually challenging Daryl to grow. Worst case scenario for me from that perspective. And Daryl being successful is far from a certainty, either, since his skill on the ball is... lacking.

 

[Tony Towner]

He'll fit the service Dike will need without actually challenging Daryl to grow. Worst case scenario for me from that perspective. And Daryl being successful is far from a certainty, either, since his skill on the ball is... lacking.

Him being out injured for most of the rest of the season will be something of a hindrance aswell

 

[Alan]

Him being out injured for most of the rest of the season will be something of a hindrance aswell

I had heard he was only supposed to be out for a few weeks at most?

 

[Tony Towner]

I had heard he was only supposed to be out for a few weeks at most?

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