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Bellend commentators

Ironic that it takes him 2 minutes when a single line would have sufficed.
 
He's rubbish - Motson level. I don't think huge egos are conducive to good commentary.
 
Clive, they've told you in a nice way that they don't think you're very good. If you'd like them to state it in very bald, explicit terms then I'm sure they will.

Matterface is a fucking dork though.

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Sexiest boobies?? :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
 
Templeton Peck said:
He's rubbish - Motson level. I don't think huge egos are conducive to good commentary.
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Yep, absolutely - it's why Barry Davies was and is the best commentator - he's happy to pause every so often and let you listen to the crowd, and isn't trying to shoehorn in his own 'Kenneth Wolstenholme' moment. Clive is the absolute worst at trying to do that. Davies says what he needs to with a minimal amount of words. Tyldesley just prattles on inanely for 90 minutes.
 
he went full Partridge here "We don’t want this’ three senior Sky executives told the commercial manager of talkSPORT - summoned to a meeting at Gillette Corner. Oh, there’s so much more, but that’s for another time."
 
That Keys article is pure comedy gold.
 
Kenny said:
he went full Partridge here "We don’t want this’ three senior Sky executives told the commercial manager of talkSPORT - summoned to a meeting at Gillette Corner. Oh, there’s so much more, but that’s for another time."
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Every single thing he writes is full Partridge. Read it in Alan's voice - it's just uncanny.

"Needless to say, I had the last laugh."

I mean - just look at this from that blog :icon_lol:

At beINSPORTS we’re lucky enough to have Peter Drury and Andy Townsend to listen to. Without question this pair are now the unrivalled kings of the mic. They’re the best in the business. Andy is the rightful successor to Andy Gray. He’s calm. Thoughtful. Doesn’t pretend everything matters - and he’s unique because he tells me something I haven’t seen - just like my mate used to.
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One day I'll write properly about Richard Keys. He's such a strange man.
 
Such a bitter man, I find it hilarious how he makes everything about him and how he got fired from Sky, every time.

Writes an article seemingly about Clive Tyldesley being replaced and turns it into 500 words about him. So petty.
 
"I’ve known Clove since we were both babies"

Ugh. I had to read a few of his other articles as well didn't I?

Now I know how Deutsch feels reading his shite. Incidentally he thinks Grealish's was a penalty. And also that he's been told the Saudi bid for Newcastle will go through on Friday.
 
I refuse to click on a link to keys blog. Some people should know better than to click on youngwolfs links :icon_wink:

I found myself being annoyed by GNevs bias last night for the Utd game. Hammered into southampton challenges, but Maguire was repeatedly "clumsy". He gave several man u players a lot of leeway.
 
The Bear said:
"I’ve known Clove since we were both babies"

Ugh. I had to read a few of his other articles as well didn't I?

Now I know how Deutsch feels reading his shite. Incidentally he thinks Grealish's was a penalty. And also that he's been told the Saudi bid for Newcastle will go through on Friday.
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I have so far resisted, think it's a dangerous path to go down :D

lemonjelly said:
I refuse to click on a link to keys blog. Some people should know better than to click on youngwolfs links :icon_wink:

I found myself being annoyed by GNevs bias last night for the Utd game. Hammered into southampton challenges, but Maguire was repeatedly "clumsy". He gave several man u players a lot of leeway.
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Don't shoot the messenger!!!
 
Do not go down that rabbit hole, it is bad for you.
 
Tyldesley was told in 2018 that this was his last contract as the lead commentator. He thought it was a motivational technique.
 
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