Bellend commentators

[Pablowolf]

He really is a phantom of all knowledge...not a fount, though.

 

[jd1981]

He really is a phantom of all knowledge...not a fount, though.

Predictive texting for some reason came up with that

 

[arklowolf]

He really is a phantom of all knowledge...not a fount, though.

He ghosted into the commentary box

 

[The Bear]

I always thought it was font.

 

[Dire Wolf]

Growlin' Michael Brown on BT. Just rubbish.

They've used him on 5 Live too. He's awful. He sounds like he's talking with a mouthful of marbles, it's incredibly annoying.

 

[Sniffer]

Growlin' Michael Brown on BT. Just rubbish.

They've used him on 5 Live too. He's awful. He sounds like he's talking with a mouthful of marbles, it's incredibly annoying.

Down the left hand siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide, plays the ball out wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. He does my head in I'm thinking that there must be a course that they go on that tells them to do this sort of thing as he's not the only one of the recent crop of ex-pro's that appear on every channel and do it.

 

[SSB]

Whoever is on talkSPORT who says Sallar instead of Salah.

 

[The Bear]

Mo Salad.

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

I don't know any of their names, so who was it who kept saying Diego Jota today?

 

[Tom Hark]

I don't know any of their names, so who was it who kept saying Diego Jota today?

The same one who kept saying Himineth and Ruben Saiss? Rob someone or other. Embarrassingly unprofessional.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I thought I heard him keep saying Ruben Saiss. I had the sound down low so presumed I wasn't hearing him correctly!

 

[Tony Towner]

Alan Green dumped by 5live. I'm not a fan of the bantz route they've gone down, but he's been an insufferable prick for years.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He has been there since jesus was in short trousers, but my God he has been an awful listen for most of that time. Just sounds like the game owes him entertainment, and that we should be sorry for him being paid to attend and commentate.

 

[Tony Towner]

He has been there since jesus was in short trousers, but my God he has been an awful listen for most of that time. Just sounds like the game owes him entertainment, and that we should be sorry for him being paid to attend and commentate.

Doesn't speak to Mike Ingham despite working together for numerous years, got Mark Saggers ditched because they fell out. All information would suggest he's a horrible bloke

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Alan Green is awful, of the Motson school where he should have been chucked 20 years before it actually happened.

Whereas I'd still listen to Barry Davies right now.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Doesn't speak to Mike Ingham despite working together for numerous years, got Mark Saggers ditched because they fell out. All information would suggest he's a horrible bloke

Agreed - although I personally think Saggers is also a defcon-1 level bellend.

 

[Tredman]

Chappers is the one exception to my rule of ‘nickname ending in -ers = nob’. He’s just tweeted this:

 

[Tony Towner]

...sometimes it's not what you say

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Savage still peddling his line that United can rock up and just buy Jimenez off us. Yeah, I'm sure it would be that simple.

This is a club who spent £130m on two decent but not great defenders less than a year ago, how much are we going to charge them for a striker who'll probably end up with 25+ goals this season? They're not even guaranteed to finish above us at this stage either.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

If they want to bung us £200m then maybe. And they could get Harry Kane for that.

When will comms realise

a) we are stinking rich
b) we have no need to sell
c) we are a serious Europa (minimum) level side?