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Bellend commentators

Watching Shearer and Jenas embarrassing themselves trying to analyse Chelsea's press. Culminating in saying that the players not pressing were cut out by one ball over the top of them...err gents, that's exactly how you beat the press.

They were great players but they're thick as pig shit when it comes to football tactics.
 
BT excelling themselves here as usual with unbiased co-comms, from Brighton born, Brighton supporter and ex-Brighton Captain Adam Virgo. This coupled with the fact he's also shite, really should rule him out.
 
what the fuck was manish bhasin's comment to upson at the start of motd about last night>
he introduced alex scott and upson as pundits, and said "so no pressure there matt".
bizarre.
 
lemonjelly said:
what the fuck was manish bhasin's comment to upson at the start of motd about last night>
he introduced alex scott and upson as pundits, and said "so no pressure there matt".
bizarre.
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Yeah, I thought that was odd. Didn't quite hear what he'd said and was too tired to try and work it out!
 
Only issue in listening to the 5 Live feed was Claridge - still probably better than listening to Burrows
 
Martin Keown on BT today was determined that Carvahal was playing for Wolves. Obviously Cavaleiro was too hard to pronounce
 
darlowolf64 said:
Martin Keown on BT today was determined that Carvahal was playing for Wolves. Obviously Cavaleiro was too hard to pronounce
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Yup if 20,000 wolves fans can pronounce it correctly then Keown has no excuse. Not quite as bad as John Hartson who referred to Man City goalie as Emerson ALL game yesterday. He also called Sane "Sarnie" for most of the match, apart from when he referred to him as Mane after opening the scoring. Then there was him calling David Silva, Davinson more than once too.
 
Jack Regan said:
He also called Sane "Sarnie" for most of the match, apart from when he referred to him as Mane after opening the scoring.
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I just call him Aladdin. Much easier.
 
Jack Regan said:
Yup if 20,000 wolves fans can pronounce it correctly then Keown has no excuse. Not quite as bad as John Hartson who referred to Man City goalie as Emerson ALL game yesterday. He also called Sane "Sarnie" for most of the match, apart from when he referred to him as Mane after opening the scoring. Then there was him calling David Silva, Davinson more than once too.
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Nah, the worst thing of all was him being determined to call Day, the Newport keeper "Joeday" like he was some foreign signing
 
Keown lost me when he said Jonny (when he gave away one free kick) was not that good at defending.
 
Parkins left foot said:
Only issue in listening to the 5 Live feed was Claridge - still probably better than listening to Burrows
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Thats such a low bar . Claridge and Burrows are to punditry what Johnny75 is to internet customer relations :wolves::icon_lol:

I am sure he knows its an easy jibe to make.
 
Cyber-_-man said:
Thats such a low bar . Claridge and Burrows are to punditry what Johnny75 is to internet customer relations :wolves::icon_lol:
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Weren't any other options really - not paying BT any more money & Bet 365 would only register me if I put money up there to bet with which I really don't do (& by the sound of other comments the view wasn't that great anyway)
 
Cyber-_-man said:
Thats such a low bar . Claridge and Burrows are to punditry what Johnny75 is to internet customer relations :wolves::icon_lol:

I am sure he knows its an easy jibe to make.
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It's easy to poke people but those who give it should learn to take it without hitting the report button don't you think?
 
Johnny75 said:
It's easy to poke people but those who give it should learn to take it without hitting the report button don't you think?
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Johnny, I reported you once in 8 years for taking the absolute piss out of my former career. I am soooo over it! So much so I am comfortable to take the piss and spar with you as contrary to some opinions I believe you have a really good footballing brain and insight. Don't try too hard to prove me wrong lol

And we both got a 24 hour holiday for " bickering over multiple threads"iirc lol
 
But yeah Keown is an absolute monstrosity, even Cass was ranting at him he was that bad.

Next time you see her call Jimenez "Fimenef", she fucking hates that.
 
What is it with football pundits adding the letter "s' to the end of players names? Woods, Abraham's, does my bloody head in.
 
Cyber-_-man said:
Johnny, I reported you once in 8 years for taking the absolute piss out of my former career. I am soooo over it! So much so I am comfortable to take the piss and spar with you as contrary to some opinions I believe you have a really good footballing brain and insight. Don't try too hard to prove me wrong lol

And we both got a 24 hour holiday for " bickering over multiple threads"iirc lol
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But you did once report him?

The prosecution rests, m'lud.
 
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