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Bellend commentators

Amazed he is still going he was well past his sell by date 10 years ago. Remember the morning after Rooney's CL debut when he scored a hat trick there had been a serious terrorist attack in Turkey? and his link was something like
" dont know about the bombs in Istanbul but Wayne Rooney set 3 off last night at Old Trafford"
 
Has he been smoking like 50 a day since then? Voice sounds completely different
 
I'm amazed he's still alive tbf. Look at the state of him.

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He's only in his 50s. You'd think he was in his seventies
 
I was listening this morning as it happened he behaved like an asshole and just shrugged it off. I think her name is Sandy Waugh who regularly does a news review after 0630 each morning not the first time these two have clashed. Brazil talks bollocks and she can come across as very patronising at times just sums up the station in a microcosm.
 
He makes Steve Evans look like Mo Farah
 
Really like Vialli as a pundit. Ace beard as well.
 
Just thought I'd post one rant to cover all the tennis commentators:

Just shut the fuck up. "Five minutes played". Well, gee thanks!

Stop talking between serves. Or if you're John Inverdale, stop talking during points. And if you have nothing enlightening to say, say nothing. We don't want to hear your lads banter with your summarisers. Twats.
 
Just the 4 people commentating on the Murray match. Not sure that's enough if you ask me.
 
Ryan - any chance you can return to Old Trafford? I don't care in what capacity. Be a door for all I care.

Fucking Christ.
 
No real surprise he's been overlooked for manager is it?! Imagine a Ryan Giggs team talk. Good grief.
 
He has the personality of tin foil. And he pauses more than.






Matt.










Smith. But not for dramatic effect. But because he can't actually talk.
 
It's his brain trying to catch up with his mouth. A coaching session by Giggs must be enthralling.
 
You can see why he's such a massive hit with the ladies. Allegedly.
 
It's his brain trying to catch up with his mouth. A coaching session by Giggs must be enthralling.

Yeah I can't imagine its particularly inspiring when you lay some cones out for a training exercise and the cones have more charisma than the coach.
 
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