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Bellend commentators

The obsessive betting adverts on talkshite and sky sports are just ridiculous now.
 
Watching the BBC highlights with Mini Langers as he was in bed when the Ireland match was on last night.

Dean Saunders is in the studio. On Brady's goal: "That's the bravest header you'll ever see"

Erm.... Okay, Dean.....
 
Langers said:
Watching the BBC highlights with Mini Langers as he was in bed when the Ireland match was on last night.

Dean Saunders is in the studio. On Brady's goal: "That's the bravest header you'll ever see"

Erm.... Okay, Dean.....
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Did have a chuckle at that myself plus he did manage to put in that he was in that position himself many times
 
Ronnie Whelan adds to the list of great players who don't neccessarily make good commentators, gives out a sigh of exasperation everytime someone fucks up, reminds me fo the old Harry Enfield character "you dnt wanna do it like that, you wanna do it like this"

A couple of our old boys Steven Hunt talks a lot but doesnt actually say anything (suppose bit like he was as a player) and Keith Andrews is a co-commentator who goes for the approach, that when a team wins a corner it is the greatest achievement since man landed on the moon.
 
Lawrenson - 'to be honest, if you're playing for Bayern you should be scoring 30 goals a season'. That'll be why no-one did it at all in the Bundesliga since 1977 until Lewandowski this season, you fucking berk.
 
To be fair to him and i don't think he meant it like this but in the Bayern team now you should be scoring 30 if you have the reputation he has.
 
Good use of "berk".
 
I was about to mention that. He's such a bellend.

Also why have they got that annoying woman who starts the countdown? Whose idea was that?!?!
 
She's awful, her voice cuts right through me.
 
The commentary is befitting of the quality of the game so far.
 
Langers said:
I was about to mention that. He's such a bellend.

Also why have they got that annoying woman who starts the countdown? Whose idea was that?!?!
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Bet it was Platini"s final decision before being banned. Bit like Hoddle giving Rosa an extra year on his deal before he fucked off. Take that fuckers.
 
Djourou has done 'very well' at HSV apparently. News to me.
 
Oooo...England vs Wales follows this game. Think I'll have a few quid on an England stoppage time winner (Pearce) :facepalm:
 
Saunders in the studio for the Wales v Northern Ireland game. What a shame this current game has gone to extra time so we'll be denied his insights pre-game (now praying this game goes to penalties and they all keep hitting the back of the net)
 
BT have got a lot to answer for with this 2 co-comms shite.
 
Savage not sure if Ramsey had to touch that, really? I'm pretty sure the keeper would have saved it if it had even reached the goal Rob.
 
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Savage not sure if Ramsey had to touch that, really? I'm pretty sure the keeper would have saved it if it had even reached the goal Rob.
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yep. and if any move from him towards the ball he should be given off in any case. he's a twonk esp when Wales are playing.
 
Savage - a man who seems to feel that we need to hear from him regardless of whether he has any sensible thought in his head.
 
Guy Mowbray: you were straining next to me, both putting your nuts on that.

Ahem.
 
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