Bellend commentators

[Deutsch Wolf]

I totally agree. It makes it sound like every shot has a degree of inevitability about it.

But he only does it with the "top" players, like MOHAMMED SALAH.

Not with a jobbing full back from Sheff United who is having a dig from 30 yards.

The Football Clichés episode with Conor McNamara (top bloke and well worth a listen) is a great insight into this.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Richard Keys reckons Gary O'Neil hasn't been nominated for Manager of the Year because he's English.

This is why you cannot parody Keys, it's too ridiculous to start with.

 

[machin05]

Ah, of course, because English managers are so famously underrated in the UK, aren't they!?

 

[Tony Towner]

I don't particularly buy in to him being overlooked. There are 3 managers who should be in the conversation Pep, Arteta and Emery anybody else would be / is just making the numbers up

 

[Lupo]

A Big Sam would say, if his name were Gari Oneilio...

 

[Banjo]

Richard Keys reckons Gary O'Neil hasn't been nominated for Manager of the Year because he's English.

This is why you cannot parody Keys, it's too ridiculous to start with.

These days...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

We won 4 out of our first 14 games and have won 1 out of our last 9.

Give that man the trophy immediately.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

We won 4 out of our first 14 games and have won 1 out of our last 9.

Give that man the trophy immediately.

He should definitely get Manager of the (15 game) season!

 

[Tony Towner]

Bust in the morning, you're going bust in the morning

Joey Barton's Jeremy Vine posts defamatory, High Court rules

Jeremy Vine sued Joey Barton for libel and harassment over a series of social media posts.

www.bbc.com

 

[Kenny]

Bust in the morning, you're going bust in the morning

Joey Barton's Jeremy Vine posts defamatory, High Court rules

Jeremy Vine sued Joey Barton for libel and harassment over a series of social media posts.

www.bbc.com

Lessons learnt from that for Joey...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

How have I not seen this re: Boobies Matterface before

https://twitter.com/x/status/1579901225109450752

 

[Sniffer]

Keown talks some absolute shite.” It shows their character “ as Poland push forward as they are behind. What do you expect them to do Martin?

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I don’t know who the ITV commentator was for the Denmark game but she was miles better
than Clive and Matterface.

 

[Jack Regan]

Pien Meulensteen.

 

[Lupo]

Expectations are like fine pottery. The longer you hold them the more likely they are to crack.

Who gave Lawrie McMenemy a mike?

 

[Banjo]

Pien Meulensteen.

It's an admittedly low bar, but she's always impressive.

 

[ROVERT47]

Pien Meulensteen.

Comes on Sky a lot, heard her do a few Wolves games, daughter of Rene, hence the knowledge.

 

[The Bear]

She looks nothing like her deep voice that's for sure.

 

[Johnny75]

She looks nothing like her deep voice that's for sure.

What is wrong with you?

 

[machin05]

What is wrong with you?

Now now, I'm sure Bear Googles all the commentators to see what they look like