Beer

[Jolemai]

It made it to my pub in Rutland. It’s an excellent, and I’m off there now for more. The many joys of the 3pm kick off…

Enjoy!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

"Nice pint"

"Cheers"

"Looks a bit like mine"

"What make's yours?"

"Birra Moretti. Yours?"

"Birrificio Angelo Poretti"

 

[The Bear]

I had that on tap in a pub a few months ago.

I looked at the pumps and said "Pint of Moretti please". Barman says, "you mean Poretti?" And I had to do a double take.

It tasted almost identical. I still prefer Moretti though.

 

[Boozad]

They're both wank.

 

[The Bear]

They're both wank.

Better than Carling, Fosters or Heineken.

 

[leedswolf]

Better than Carling, Fosters or Heineken.

Tallest dwarf...

 

[The Bear]

When it comes to lagers, Moretti, Carslberg Export and Staropramen are my go tos.

I've tried to taste different stuff, like a craft lager box from Beer52 but they were 99% shite. Then they bombarded me with emails asking me to buy more. And when I rang to cancel the sub he asked me why and wouldn't take no for an answer until I got shirty with him.

 

[leedswolf]

Beer52 wasn't the best option when it comes to getting decent 'craft' stuff tbf.

 

[machin05]

Any German Helles pisses all over any of the aforementioned. Or, for a more easily accessible British option, Lost & Grounded Keller Pils is the nuts.

 

[Johnny75]

I quite like a Camden Hells.

 

[machin05]

I quite like a Camden Hells.

Yeah, has really improved since ABInBev bought them. Having said that, I think the quality has declined recently.

 

[Kenny]

I'm at the Camden Brewery Bar next week will see what it's like there.

Although I will be hitting the stuff they make there more than the Hells

 

[SSB]

When it comes to lagers, Moretti, Carslberg Export and Staropramen are my go tos.

Aren’t most of them brewed in the UK anyway, despite their foreign origins?

 

[machin05]

I'm at the Camden Brewery Bar next will see what it's like there.

Although I will be hitting the stuff they make there more than the Hells

Full report on my desk by the next morning please.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Nastro Azzuro pisses over Moretti

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I only wanted to make a 6/10 Office joke

 

[Tredman]

You should know by now this thread is very serious.

 

[Boozad]

Deadly.

 

[machin05]

I only wanted to make a 6/10 Office joke

Read the room mate, jeez.

 

[The Bear]

Aren’t most of them brewed in the UK anyway, despite their foreign origins?

Yes that's true. When I worked at Carlsberg Tetley/Bass/Coors we brewed loads of stuff from Europe, and even farther afield like Budweiser.