Just some ginger kid wanging on about how he's really missed school, can't wait to get back, how amazing it is and how he's looking forward to wearing his "snazzy uniform".
His snazzy uniform will end up stuffed down the toilet.
Wife tells her husband to make the back garden look nice, so he has a model T-Rex craned into it as a surprise. She didn't come back from work until dark though...
"Adrian hoped to surprise her in the morning by opening the bedroom blinds and revealing the new garden feature.
But their dog had other ideas.
Adrian said: "The dog woke her up at 4am to take him out into the garden for a wee.
"Whilst I slept soundly she lead the dog downstairs, opened the back door for him and then put the powerful garden security light on.
"She recounted the experience to me in what can only be described as 'colourful terms' this morning, it didn't sound very pleasant."
However, Adrian said he is confident that he can still win her around and keep the dinosaur that he has called Dave."
Who the flip thought this was acceptable. I presume the end of the session they were raped at will and if they brought any soap for the showers they were lashed.
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