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What job does Dom want you to do?

I got three very similar suggestions.

Sports & Leisure
Manufacturing
Science & Research

Maybe working in a Nike/Adidas factory on the machines that make their Dri-Fit/Climacool clothing?
 
Told me I was very creative, like to use my imagination and...I forgot the rest,
Suggested sport and leisure, so anything in the list from a boxer to a bookie to a football coach, absolute bollocks, at least Dom is a consistent cunt.
 
Deutsch Wolf said:
Shepherd doesn't seem that bad a job tbf. Sheep aren't ever going to cause you that much trouble, seems you get a free flat cap and tweed jacket whenever you start too.
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This fucker looks like he could cause you some trouble

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That's a ram, not a sheep.
 
I think Ewe will find that response precludes you from the job. I wouldn't Lamb-ent too much as its all rather wooly between sheep differences

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I thought I would try to take this seriously, as I have a few irons in the fire for when I retire in 6 weeks. I have spent 30 odd years in science, manufacturing and people management, and by all accounts I'm pretty good at those. I could do some more of that, i.e. consultancy, or something more creative. Dom tells me my top choice is creative and media. So that's decided then.
 
Doctor Doog said:
Dom tells me my top choice is creative and media. So that's decided then.
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Oi, we're full. We certainly don't need cleverer people joining up, that'll shatter the illusion completely.
 
Teaching and Education. Great, looks like a seamless career move from my current role of direct coaching, mentoring, consulting, advising and lecturing then...
 
Emergency and uniform services
Managerial
Teaching and education
Manufacturing
Science and research
Sports and leisure
Business and finance
Law and legal
Hospitality and food
Retail and sales

Well, that narrows it down.
 
Pablowolf said:
Emergency and uniform services
Managerial
Teaching and education
Manufacturing
Science and research
Sports and leisure
Business and finance
Law and legal
Hospitality and food
Retail and sales

Well, that narrows it down.
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I thought you would have had erotic dancer ??
 
Deutsch Wolf said:
Oi, we're full. We certainly don't need cleverer people joining up, that'll shatter the illusion completely.
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Don’t worry, I’m not a writer, unless you want a technical report. Not sure there’s much of a market for that sort of thing.
 
Higher education lecturer (no way am I anywhere near enough qualified, and there ain't nothing in any way near secure in HE at the moment)
British Sign Language teacher (besides having virtually zero understanding of BSL. I can say my name, and know a few bits of Makaton as I know an autistic non-verbal child)

followed by a rather large series of minimum wage jobs:
Baker
Industrial baker, master baker, artisan baker

Bar person

Barista

Butcher

Butler
Household manager

Cake decorator

Catering manager
Food service manager

Cellar technician
Drinks dispense technician, cellar service engineer, beer quality technician

Chef
Cook

Consumer scientist

Counter service assistant

Fish frier
Fish and chip shop assistant, takeaway counter assistant

Fishmonger
Fish seller

Food factory worker
Food process operative, food processing worker

Food manufacturing inspector
Food quality control inspector, food safety officer

Food scientist
Food technologist

Head chef
Kitchen manager, executive chef, chef de cuisine

Housekeeper
Housekeeping manager, head housekeeper

Kitchen assistant

Kitchen porter
Kitchen hand, kitchen attendant

Meat process worker
Meat factory worker, abattoir worker, slaughterhouse worker

Microbrewer
Craft brewer, craft distiller

Publican
Pub landlord, licensee, manager of licensed premises

Restaurant manager
Fast food restaurant manager, hotel restaurant manager

School lunchtime supervisor
Lunchtime assistant

Street food trader
Mobile caterer

Waiter
Waitress, waiting staff, server

Wedding planner
 
Paul said:
I thought you would have had erotic dancer ??
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Getting to the results, I was all ready to purchase Magic Mike in preparation of a career change. It was selecting "disagree" to the questions about body oil and whipped cream from a can that scuppered my chances.
 
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