Welcome new members

[Trips]

Welcome aboard new folk

 

[Dire Wolf]

The name of my first pet + the name of the first street I lived on = my forum name

You lived on Butt Plug Lane? Cool... I once knew someone who lived on Dildo Avenue...

 

[Throbber3]

Tiity Ho , Raunds, Northamptonshire.- Genuine address ( not mine )

My favourite rude place name is Penistone South Yorkshire. I cant help smiling.

 

[big mean bunny]

Tiity Ho , Raunds, Northamptonshire.- Genuine address ( not mine )

My favourite rude place name is Penistone South Yorkshire. I cant help smiling.

I have played against Penistone's footy team. Quite a few idiots like myself that live around here deliberately mispronounce it "Penis Town" which is never not amusing.

If you ever go over Bridlington way too there is a place called Wetwang.

 

[The Bear]

There's a house just up the road from me that has a large stone brick above the front window that says - Bell End House.

 

[AndyWolves]

There is a Minge Lane in Worcester

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Holiday property bond own a big property in Devon where you can hire out cottages for a break. Bell End Farm.

 

[Throbber3]

There's a house just up the road from me that has a large stone brick above the front window that says - Bell End House.

Please tell me its either Glenn Hoddles or Dean Saunders'

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I have never been so can’t tell you. When I used the Holiday property bond I used to go the Manoir in Brittany which was gorgeous or the rebuilt medieval village in the Dordogne which was also a lovely place to go. My parents investment in the bond really hasn’t ended up being worth a lot but since they joined in 1986 I have had some superb holidays.

 

[David Webb]

When my old man ran The Ashmore in the 80s he had a barmaid working there called Mary

Mary Christmas, I kid you not

 

[northfield wolf]

I live two miles from a village called Lickey End.

 

[thisisgil]

Good morning all. ARE WE READY FOR THE BRUNOLUTION?

 

[Throbber3]

Good morning all. ARE WE READY FOR THE BRUNOLUTION?

depends who you ask on here.

 

[Dinowolf]

Welcome thisisgil

 

[Lupollet]

Hello everybody!

Another victim of the MM transfer thread purge here.

I’ve picked a new user name to fit better with my current location.

I’ve been reading the threads the last few days and it does seem to have a very different atmosphere here. I look forward to reading more and occasionally contributing

Thanks

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Welcome aboard. Hope you enjoy it here.

 

[Dinowolf]

Welcome Streetly Wolf

 

[Lupollet]

There is a Minge Lane in Worcester

I was going to post ‘not on apple maps there isn’t’ but to my surprise…

 

[Jeb01]

There was a student at my Uni known as Chris Lear.
Her full name printed on the graduation list gave her first names as Crystal Shanda

 

[Boozad]

Welcome to all the new members, hopefully you can provide the inspiration for some more exceptionally witty banners.