Villa (H) 27/2: Build-Up & Match Thread

[Elephant Pyjamas]

If im Armstrong I'm bollocking the "creative" (term used loosely) at half time for not bothering to offer anything

Its the kind of thing you can't usually see on TV, but even today it's really evident.

 

[Elvis]

Villa are so high, use that FFS.

If only we had a rapid full back, he might get it right.... (pigs also might fly)

 

[Elvis]

Its the kind of thing you can't usually see on TV, but even today it's really evident.

Its blatantly obvious

 

[Alan]

It shouldn't be so difficult for any of them. But it's like they just can't think to do it, they turn back.

RE has them extremely risk-averse, on top of what must be the deadest of dead horses in the form of squad confidence.

27 out of 28 times we’ve proven that we can’t do it, so here we are, believing we suck shit exactly as badly as the table says we do. And if I know one thing about tables, it’s that, much like ball, they don’t lie.

 

[prawnking]

Jackson's crossing

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

So...what was JT's thought process then?

I'll smash this cross onto the head of 5ft1 AA.

(Great touch from AA by the way)

 

[jlo]

Tchatchoua reminds me of that time Usain Bolt took up football.

 

[Jinky]

Buendia is a gobby prick. Obviously been told to play the McGinn role.

 

[Alan]

Villa are so high, use that FFS.

I get it; watching us requires me to be exceptionally high, too

 

[prawnking]

Buendia is a contemptible, gobby little rodent

 

[Elvis]

My word... I'm gonna need a lot more beer to get through this.

 

[prawnking]

Yerson is such a weirdo

 

[Tuco]

What an abysmal game of football. How are these 3rd in the league FFS.

 

[Elvis]

Mosquera gets a 6.1 for that dive

 

[prawnking]

Villa remind me of Forest a bit; full of aggy wankers

 

[jlo]

What an abysmal game of football. How are these 3rd in the league FFS.

We have this thing when we play better sides that seems to bring them down to our level. And somehow the prematch build up then calls RE a genius (not literally)

 

[YoungWolf]

How the fuck has Buendia not been booked.

I hate Mosquera too

 

[Mel Evo]

He’s getting himself sent off this evening, the nob.

 

[Jinky]

Oh look. Yerson’s been booked for being a prick and Morgan Rogers is right there winding him up trying to get him sent off.

Pawson is a useless twat, though.

 

[darlowolf64]

Fuck off Rogers you cunt