The things that I really, really like thread...

[PPB]

At 3 o clock in the morning;

PPB- ' I havent had a poo in ages '

Mr P- ' Well you havent really eaten much tbh '

PPB - ' Oh yeah '

Mr P - 'Goodnight Sue '

PPB ' Goodnight Mike '


Fuck me I nearly expected to hear The Waltons tune start playing.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I can sympathise with Mr PPB. My wife likes to ask me random questions while I'm trying to sleep. I remember she once asked me if animal's did a poo while they were hibernating, and if not, why not.

 

[Langers]

I can sympathise with Mr PPB. My wife likes to ask me random questions while I'm trying to sleep. I remember she once asked me if animal's did a poo while they were hibernating, and if not, why not.

Had she shat the bed whilst asleep?

 

[PPB]

I can sympathise with Mr PPB. My wife likes to ask me random questions while I'm trying to sleep. I remember she once asked me if animal's did a poo while they were hibernating, and if not, why not.

I'm terrible at it. I asked once ( at about 2 in the morning) why rabbits poo always comes out so round. Also, do birds sleep in the same tree most nights. Think his answer was 'ffs please go to sleep'. Maybe its just women that like to talk in the small hours

 

[Wolf Hunting]

I'm terrible at it. I asked once ( at about 2 in the morning) why rabbits poo always comes out so round. Also, do birds sleep in the same tree most nights. Think his answer was 'ffs please go to sleep'. Maybe its just women that like to talk in the small hours

It's only women that would expect to get an answer at 2 in the morning Sue!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Had she shat the bed whilst asleep?

Thankfully not. Due to her hyperemesis when pregnant I have had to witness many vomiting incidents but no poo related accidents! I think she must just have a similar mind to PPB!

I'm terrible at it. I asked once ( at about 2 in the morning) why rabbits poo always comes out so round. Also, do birds sleep in the same tree most nights. Think his answer was 'ffs please go to sleep'. Maybe its just women that like to talk in the small hours

That bird question sounds exactly like something my wife would ask!

 

[PPB]

It's only women that would expect to get an answer at 2 in the morning Sue!

Then how come at 2 or 3 in a morning men can answer the question ' fancy a shag?' but cant answer ' do birds sleep in the same tree most nights? '



Only hear what you want to hear, when you want to hear you men!

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Then how come at 2 or 3 in a morning men can answer the question ' fancy a shag?' but cant answer ' do birds sleep in the same tree most nights? '

Ah... that's because shagging is embedded deep in our DNA Sue, stuff about birds and trees and other randomly mad questions are for daytime moments.
Also, the shagging question hardly requires an answer, though you'd do fucking well to get much of an answer from me if you asked me at 2 in the morning...

 

[Parkins left foot]

Half term hol week, so no work (apart from Friday morning) has shown me how much more relaxed I feel & that this should really be my last year of work after 47 years without a break (that is other than normal holiday entitlement)

 

[PPB]

Days like FA Cup Final day, and you don't have anything planned, or have to be somewhere at a certain time, or be somewhere you would rather not be, or be somewhere and rush to get back for kick off. And Mr Penguins agreed to do the freezer shop, grocery shop, Walmart shop, DIY shop, Sams Club shop on his own without one moan

Sometimes having a partner thats not into footie does have its advantages.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Days like FA Cup Final day, and you don't have anything planned, or have to be somewhere at a certain time, or be somewhere you would rather not be, or be somewhere and rush to get back for kick off. And Mr Penguins agreed to do the freezer shop, grocery shop, Walmart shop, DIY shop, Sams Club shop on his own without one moan

Sometimes having a partner thats not into footie does have its advantages.

In my experience........"Oh no it doesn't"

 

[PPB]

In my experience........"Oh no it doesn't"

Ok then, an understanding partner that has come to realise over the years that nothing much is gonna get done until the footie is over !

 

[PPB]

The Marina & Ulay 'The Artist Is Present' vid ( How I Became The Bomb, Ulay Oh) If that don't bring tears to the eyes! But in a good way

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Train journeys.

 

[PPB]

Mr Penguins new toy

 

[PPB]

Ginger nut biscuits when they have gone damp.

 

[PPB]

Petunias. Hundreds of the buggers

 

[PPB]

Randomly flicking on a channel and getting the Isle Of Man TT race. Brings back memories. Some good, some bad. But for all the bad, I'm glad I experienced life on the island, it taught me much

 

[PPB]

PPB - ' Next time you need a wee, let me know and i'll give you a bottle '

Mr Penguin - ' What you on about? '

PPB - ' Your piss, i'm gonna see if it keeps the cats away '

Mr Penguin - ' Whats wrong with your own piss? '

PPB - ' A mans piss has more odour than a womans apparently '

Mr Penguin - ' I wonder if any other couple have this kind of conversation at the breakfast table. I fucking doubt it.


:icon_lol:

 

[thehistorymakers]

Randomly flicking on a channel and getting the Isle Of Man TT race. Brings back memories. Some good, some bad. But for all the bad, I'm glad I experienced life on the island, it taught me much

As a child, I used to go there for a month every year. A fantastic place.