The Football News Thread 2023/24

[Alan]

My old mate Michy Batshuayi apparently gave one of the invaders a good spinning roundhouse kick. Another Fener player also reportedly put one of the morons straight on his ass with a right hook to the jaw.

 

[Tredman]

My old mate Michy Batshuayi apparently gave one of the invaders a good spinning roundhouse kick. Another Fener player also reportedly put one of the morons straight on his ass with a right hook to the jaw.

As expected he missed.

 

[Alan]

As expected he missed.

Tbf to him he scored the winner that kicked everything off.

 

[BillyDee]

As expected he missed.

It looked really good form, then...

 

[The Bear]

That Bright fellow sends this fan flying with a right hook.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1769459326853259748

 

[Alan]

I can't help but get a little hit (heh) of dopamine seeing that. I shouldn't, but I do.

 

[The Bear]

I can't help but get a little hit (heh) of dopamine seeing that. I shouldn't, but I do.

A bit like that Malice At The Palace basketball game where the fans taunted the players, and so they came up there and whooped them.

People think they're clever shouting stuff until they see a 6ft+ ripped athlete bearing down on them.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

A bit like that Malice At The Palace basketball game where the fans taunted the players, and so they came up there and whooped them.

People think they're clever shouting stuff until they see a 6ft+ ripped athlete bearing down on them.

Reckon any abuse I direct to Lumbering Matt will go unpunished, like he’s going to make the effort to get to the Billy Wright Upper!

 

[BillyDee]

The Boston Bruins win for beating up fans. One of them took a guys shoe off and started hitting him with it...

 

[Alan]

A bit like that Malice At The Palace basketball game where the fans taunted the players, and so they came up there and whooped them.

People think they're clever shouting stuff until they see a 6ft+ ripped athlete bearing down on them.

The Malice at the Palace is just an all-time wild moment in American sport. Ever fuck up so bad you literally change your name to "World Peace"?

It's a wonder Ron Artest didn't kill anybody.

 

[Alan]

The Boston Bruins win for beating up fans. One of them took a guys shoe off and started hitting him with it...

Nashville fans still throw dead catfish on the ice every now and again (although the team itself is no fan of the practice).

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1769994697248842130

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

We have also seen what happens when countries get unscrupulous government led by shortarses squatting in the seat of power because they are terrified of just how much they have annoyed the electorate.

Can we have a regulator there too please?

 

[Kenny]

We have also seen what happens when countries get unscrupulous government led by shortarses squatting in the seat of power because they are terrified of just how much they have annoyed the electorate.

Can we have a regulator there too please?

That would be the general public and they can't be trusted

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I know. Depressing.

At least we have a picture of booster seat the very first time he touched a football though.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Those keeper names!!

 

[Kenny]

Poor Oli must have had a nightmare at school!!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Knowing Me, Knowing You, Shahar was in our Academy until Newcastle nicked him last year.

 

[Tony Towner]

Being 16 and called Whatmuff must be tough

 

[Alan]

Spike Brits! Incredible.