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The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

the mcdonalds ad has some dude eating a muffin in a fucking pigsty. I mean in what world does that ever happen?
 
an actual pigsty. apparently all farmers have instant access to fresh mcdonalds produce.
but i mean who would eat in a pigsty ffs.
 
The Halifax radio ad, the narrator talks about being there for all sorts of people, then says "people who have children, who become the centre of their world, children who have parents who become the centre of their world" but the way she says parents sounds like pirates, annoys me every time it's on
 
Ben Fogle advertising a show about Chernobyl, saying it's exclusive access. Is it fuck, my mate Adam went there as a tourist.
 
The Halifax (Stand by me) TV add. I like the song so that gets my attention then the arse wipes show a dog on a vets table with everyone looking sad. Fuck off with that, I’ve been there and got the t shirt and don’t want to be reminded of it. Tossers.
 
Ben Fogle advertising a show about Chernobyl, saying it's exclusive access. Is it fuck, my mate Adam went there as a tourist.
Guy Martin did a similar show not too long ago. I’d rather watch that again.
 
Guy Martin tends to be involved in a lot of programmes that appeal to me a lot, as a presenter he's a bit of an oddball but I like his enthusiasm for anything he does.
 
Maybe he's been to parts that were off limits to Adam?
They could go where they wanted within a set time as long as they were accompanied. Who knows, maybe Fogle's been closer to the reactor.
 
2 minutes to jump down leeds' throat? You errrrr, you like-like Guy Martin?

Paul and Guy, sittin' in a tree!!
Hyped up on birthday weak orange pop are you ????? Eat you trifle and your cheese and pineapple hedgehog you blow hole 🤪
 
They could go where they wanted within a set time as long as they were accompanied. Who knows, maybe Fogle's been closer to the reactor.
Well there are plenty of places I've been that I've also seen on TV, is not uncommon for the extra publicity of the latter to get extra access is it?
 
Hyped up on birthday weak orange pop are you ????? Eat you trifle and your cheese and pineapple hedgehog you blow hole 🤪
Actually, it was charcuterie and a profiterole tower. I've spent way too much on a superior buffet that'll definitely last the three of us into Monday or Tuesday.
 
Why the shit does a Karcher pressure washer need an app? Wankers.
 
The Numan.com adverts about erectile dysfunction - I would imagine if you do suffer from ED, the nature of those adverts might make your problem even worse.....and, no I don’t!!
 
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