From PTS today, in a throwaway Athletic piece:
“No, you can’t have Bluey on… Why? Because Daddy is watching the football.
“It’s for work… Yes, it’s work… it’s nearly your bedtime anyway. Don’t touch that remote…”
Yes, the chance to watch a big live game is pretty rare, given the family TV is dominated by a six-year-old girl and her four-year-old brother, obsessed by Sing 2, Disney+ and incredibly irritating YouTube videos.
In fact, a costly subscription to Sky Sports — the main UK home of the Premier League since its launch more than 30 years ago — is maintained more for cricket and golf, which are usually broadcast when they are at school (on in the background, boss) or asleep.
So the opportunity to watch a consequential contest from the comfort of the sofa was most enjoyable and actually quite relaxing.
Er, Steve. If your annoying kids mean that you don't watch much football then with the greatest respect mate, how are you a football reporter.