QuestionTime With PPB, Instead of Sir Robin Day .

[Langers]

Oi, you bloody men aint so perfect yourself ya know !

I am.

 

[PPB]

I am.

:icon_lol: what, you dont fart ?

 

[Langers]

:icon_lol: what, you dont fart ?

Farts add quality to a relationship, I find.

 

[PPB]

Apart from counting sheep, anyone know of a good way to drop back off to sleep. Ive already played the Alphabet Name Game.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

I am sure he could make a 7 incher if thats what your requirement is PPB! The issue would be getting it to you fresh and whole to ensure maximum enjoyment............... oh ffs I feel like I am in a carry on film with this one

 

[Langers]

Apart from counting sheep, anyone know of a good way to drop back off to sleep. Ive already played the Alphabet Name Game.

Watch cricket.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Apart from counting sheep, anyone know of a good way to drop back off to sleep. Ive already played the Alphabet Name Game.

I have an excellent method and it NEVER fails for me and is far better than sleeping tablets or NYTOL

I discovered that Piriton anti-histamine is non addictive but makes you drowsy.When I cant sleep I drop one of those and 10 minutes later I am snoring like a good un! Naturally check with you GP first !

Good alternatives include a double brandy, sex, or lighting a lavender joss stick or candle. What colour is your bedroom? If its red or similar that can effect sleep. Police cells and jails often get painted in derivatives of lilac or lavender because they have found the colour has a calming effect

 

[PPB]

I have an excellent method and it NEVER fails for me and is far better than sleeping tablets or NYTOL

I discovered that Piriton anti-histamine is non addictive but makes you drowsy.When I cant sleep I drop one of those and 10 minutes later I am snoring like a good un! Naturally check with you GP first !

Good alternatives include a double brandy, sex, or lighting a lavender joss stick or candle. What colour is your bedroom? If its red or similar that can effect sleep. Police cells and jails often get painted in derivatives of lilac or lavender because they have found the colour has a calming effect

I dont take pills unless I really have to. Lavender reminds me of grannies , and who on earth would have a red bedroom !

 

[Johnny75]

Farts add quality to a relationship, I find.

My Missus can't get away with the sly silent farts she used to anymore as my daughter waves her hand in front of her nose and says 'Stink' with a screwed up face. I think this is hilarious.

I dont take pills unless I really have to. Lavender reminds me of grannies , and who on earth would have a red bedroom !

 

[PPB]

I dont fart.

 

[PPB]

Apart from counting sheep, anyone know of a good way to drop back off to sleep. Ive already played the Alphabet Name Game.

Watch cricket.

I wished I understood the point of cricket, but I dont. Wished I could understand the skill involved, but I dont. I wished I liked the gear they wear, but I dont. I wished I understood th....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Deleted Cyber]

I wished I understood the point of cricket, but I dont. Wished I could understand the skill involved, but I dont. I wished I liked the gear they wear, but I dont. I wished I understood th....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Meh! Oik ! The greatest game evr invented. Still playing at 50!

 

[PPB]

Meh! Oik ! The greatest game evr invented. Still playing at 50!

Cyber, you'll probably still be able to play at 80.All you have to do is hit a ball once in a blue moon, or rub the ball against ya bollocks, and then go in for tea !

 

[NorwayFB]

They make you look a picture of ravishing sexiness .


Well no they dont actually,they make you look anything but sexy come to think of it !! :icon_lol:

I would look ridiculous in one,make no mistake about that.

 

[PPB]

I would look ridiculous in one,make no mistake about that.

Why, have ya got little legs ?

 

[NorwayFB]

Why, have ya got little legs ?

My legs are just fine thanx,it's the rest I'm worried about!

 

[Sniffer]

Onesies are shite. Why anybody over the age of 2 would want to wear a baby grow is beyond me.

Cyber Man is looking dapper in his whites!

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Onesies are $#@!e. Why anybody over the age of 2 would want to wear a baby grow is beyond me.

Cyber Man is looking dapper in his whites!

Onesies-Inconvenient for anything and dont keep you warm. You look a prat wearing them and I for one dont need help in that dept!

Whites - cheers!

 

[NorwayFB]

Onesies are $#@!e. Why anybody over the age of 2 would want to wear a baby grow is beyond me.

Knowing you look ridiculous but still feel so good can not be underestimated!

 

[NorwayFB]

Onesies-Inconvenient for anything and dont keep you warm.

So you've tried one?