Do you think fake boobs look silly ?
Yeah a bit. I don't think I'd have mine done.
Would you donate a kidney for a friend ?
Of course. A very good friend of mine had a transplant last year and fortunately it went well and he's doing great. He got a match quite quickly but I would have seen if I was compatible if he wouldn't have been able to have the one he's got.
Would you ever consider being a sperm /egg donor ?
No - I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that at all. Anyway it's irrelevant as mine is now useless.
Ever had something get stuck in your throat that caused panic and concern ?
A ghost chilli pork scratching when I realised it wasn't a bog standard pork scratching.
Have you ever dated an ex girlfriends mother or her sister ?
All my exes have either had no sisters and/or batshit mental parents. So the idea makes me do a sick in my mouth.
Favourite salad dressing ?
Probably French.
What is displayed as your desktop pic at the moment
My children and I on holiday in Majorca in June.
Last thing you ate ?
An apple. Golden Delicious, FWIW.
Do snakes bother you ?
Snakes are ace, but would I be bothered if a spitting cobra was slithering towards me? Yes. I think I would.
Do you have a jealous streak in your nature ?
I don't think so, no. Unless of course it is justified.
You have to lose one, arm or a leg ?
Leg. I enjoy playing guitar, painting and generally using my hands. And the idea of a servant pushing me around wherever I want to go is quite cool. My football playing days are behind me anyway.
Can you keep a secret ?
If I'm supposed to, yes.
What is your favourite dessert ?
Jelly!! Yellow or green, preferably.
What was the first pet you ever had ?
A mole called Devastator (after the Transformer). My brother (who was about 8 at the time) killed it by dumping a load of soil on top of it to help it burrow.
Is there a colour that you never ever wear
I don't own many pink things but I wouldn't say it was a conscious thing.
Ever been bitten by a dog ?
Yes. Vicious little fucker when I was about 12.
Do you tend to be shy/quiet infront of new people ?
Not really no - if I meet them in a pub I normally have a good chinwag with new people.
Favourite filling in ya savoury pie?
Got to be a Mad O'Rourkes Cow Pie. Nom nom nom.
Do you get up in the night to wee ?
No, but I often have to help my daughter when she calls out in the middle of the night even though she's perfectly capable of going by herself.
Would you walk around with a jumper or top around your shoulders with the sleeves tied at the front ??
No, that would be silly.
What is your shoe size?
9
Most famous person youve ever met?
Steve Bull in February at a mate's stag do. An absolute LEGEND. I've met a few famous people but none of them could come close to Bully. Even if I met Barack Obama or the Queen.
Most cherished possesion?
Probably my guitars and my uke. I can't really say my kids as they're not exactly 'possessions'.
Do you think youve had a succesful life so far?
I thought I had but it's taken a massive nosedive. However - in 12 months time I've set a target of being the happiest I've ever been and I see no reason why I can't achieve it. I don't measure success by how much is in my bank account (good job or else I'd never be successful!) but about how contented with life I am.