I could play, I even got paid to play in Germany. These being the days when I could run without everything falling to bits inside 20 seconds. Kenny will tell you, I've had my knee and my hamstring go just by standing up in the last 18 months. Held together with sticky tape now.
But there are levels, I never had the fitness levels required to go any further than good amateur football and being honest I don't think I had the ability either. It's all very well playing one Becks style crossfield ball, stroking your hair and thinking you look good. How about the rest of it?
At absolute best if I'd tried my absolute hardest I could maybe have done it at Conference North or the level below that. But that isn't a career, so fuck that.