Fulham home 4th May - Match Thread

[Kenny]

You'll have to let me know if you are so inclined
And yes the county (Moore) is a dry county which is wierd considering how much alcohol they produce.
Interesting fact though, all the trees surrounding the distillery are completely black due to the process or seasoning the barrels and the making of the whiskey itself

I will do. I believe we will be stopping in your neck of the woods (Chattanooga) as well on our drive around

 

[Kenny]

The item we are getting given as we enter the Stadium.....a Cardboard version of Raul's mask.

Love it

 

[Parkins left foot]

The item we are getting given as we enter the Stadium.....a Cardboard version of Raul's mask.

Love it

If that's what we are getting then Raul will need to score for everyone to put their mask on at the same time he does (though I will need to put my glasses back on after to have any idea what is going on)

 

[Kenny]

If that happens Troy Deeney will have a nervous breakdown when he watches Match of the Day.

 

[b3h]

If that's what we are getting then Raul will need to score for everyone to put their mask on at the same time he does (though I will need to put my glasses back on after to have any idea what is going on)

Hahaha. Chuckling at the thought of you having to do this. (I wear contacts!)

 

[Boozad]

I am not sitting at a football match with cardboard on my face.

 

[Kenny]

I am not sitting at a football match with cardboard on my face.

You have to give the forum what it wants and it wants a selfie of you and Colin wearing the masks. .

 

[Boozad]

You have to give the forum what it wants and it wants a selfie of you and Colin wearing the masks. .

It's going to take a lot more than what the fucking forum wants to get me to put that on. I'm going to frisbee it at Machin.

 

[Kenny]

Also...a surprise at 2.30pm on the pitch for us all. Full details revealed tomorrow and they want us in early for it.

 

[Kenny]

It's going to take a lot more than what the fucking forum wants to get me to put that on. I'm going to frisbee it at Machin.

A photo of that is also acceptable...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Also...a surprise at 2.30pm on the pitch for us all. Full details revealed tomorrow and they want us in early for it.

Sin Cara v Jez Moxey in a wrestling ring on the centre circle?

 

[Tony Towner]

It'll take a lot more than a wrestler I hadn't heard of a month ago to get me in my seat by 2.30

 

[Kenny]

It'll take a lot more than a wrestler I hadn't heard of a month ago to get me in my seat by 2.30

Apparently the surprise is not the wrestler.

I'm going for new kit reveal

 

[Tony Towner]

Apparently the surprise is not the wrestler.

I'm going for new kit reveal

I'll wait for Booz to take a picture of that as well then

 

[Langers]

Apparently the surprise is not the wrestler.

I'm going for new kit reveal

Paddy signing a 3 year contract in the centre circle.

 

[darlowolf64]

Yeah, as well as Sin Cara there will be another announcement so I expect the unveiling of João Félix and Ruben Dias for next season :icon_lol:

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

£100k a week would be handy but I think decrepit and shite (nearly) 47-year-olds probably don't fit with our standard recruitment policy. People would say "fucking Thelwell signing" and there would be boos.

 

[Boozad]

A photo of that is also acceptable...

:icon_lol:

 

[Kenny]

Paddy signing a 3 year contract in the centre circle.

"Carling are pleased to reveal this signing and welcome the profits he will bring until 2022"

 

[AndyWolves]

Sorry to be a party pooper
http://www.thefa.com/football-rules.../football-11-11/law-12---fouls-and-misconduct