Everton (A) 07/01 Match Thread

[Jack Regan]

Gary Weaver is a cunt, not every goal needs some crappy monologue.

Get used to him in the Championship especially in the derby games when he goes off on one of his planting their flag on enemy soil type nonsense.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

4 players converge on Mane as he gets the ball, no booking either.

 

[Tony Towner]

The final part of the goal is spawny, the nobody on the edge of the box for the second ball amateurish.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Get used to him in the Championship else in the derby games when he goes off on one of his planting their flag on enemy soil type nonsense.

Yep, football clichés rightly take the piss out of him weekly.

 

[Jinky]

I think this is the issue with a number of our players. Hugely inconsistent. Hwang, for example - ok at the weekend, but resorted to type tonight.

Mane has been anonymous too.

Everton well on top now, unfortunately.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Need to weather this period and get back in the game.

 

[Jack Regan]

Yep, football clichés rightly take the piss out of him weekly.

Good to have a completely unbiased co-commentator in one club man Leon Osman too.

 

[Jinky]

Why is Hwang still on corners ffs.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Ref is giving us fuck all.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Tolu is doing very well holding it up.

 

[big mean bunny]

Good to have a completely unbiased co-commentator in one club man Leon Osman too.

He has been fine I would say. Get its a different medium but he is hardly some Andy Thompson style sidekick.

 

[YoungWolf]

Could be a good idea to have a shot at some point

 

[jd1981]

Difference is we beat another shocking side at the weekend, any side with average quality will push us aside if they play anywhere near to what they can.

 

[Jinky]

Rob. Shall we ask someone to mark Michael Keane on set pieces for the rest of the match? Stick Tolu on him. Just an idea.

Should be 2-0.

 

[Del Woppio]

I know after all these years I should be bored of saying it, but Hwang is so fucking bad. I'd say 'you would have to go a long way to find somebody technically worse', but you only have to head towards right back.

 

[jd1981]

Our xG is 0 for those who think this ain’t that bad

 

[big mean bunny]

That is so lucky. We are dropping so deep there.

 

[Jinky]

Oh my word, this referee might as well have a blue shirt on.

 

[Jack Regan]

He has been fine I would say. Get its a different medium but he is hardly some Andy Thompson style sidekick.

Him constantly clarifying every time Everton do something good or "that's unlucky" with "from an Everton perspective" tells you he shouldn't be commentating on them as he's clearly overly conscious about appearing biased in their favour.

 

[Del Woppio]

Could be a good idea to have a shot at some point