Cracking Story

[Lord Knows]

Breaking news.

Lancashire police apologise for firing a Taser at a blind man. Officers in Chorley mistakenly believed his white stick was a samurai sword.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19979184

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-19975352

 

[Lord Knows]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...er-becoming-father-again-aged-96-8216515.html
Your never to old.

 

[Paul]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...er-becoming-father-again-aged-96-8216515.html
Your never to old.

Bloody hell, I'm snoring within three minutes of finishing

 

[Lord Knows]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-20039151

 

[machin05]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...enim-skinnies-days-row-enjoys-lunch-date.html

 

[Penk Wolf]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...enim-skinnies-days-row-enjoys-lunch-date.html

Scutter.

 

[The Bear]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-20151566

3 and a half hours!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

http://wvgazette.com/News/policeblotter/201210310144

Burglarized...:steam:

 

[Lord Knows]

Liquorice dips.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20172392

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10023937.Bromley_man_s_breakfast_roll_comes_with_a_tin_lid/

 

[wanderer89]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4629738/Lad-given-500-by-stranger.html

 

[Lord Knows]

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2012...ared-aliens-might-breach-editorial-guidelines

Beeb - beep.

 

[PabloWolfo]

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2012...ared-aliens-might-breach-editorial-guidelines

Beeb - beep.

Fantastic!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2012/11/26/cyclist-hits-wolverhampton-beatties-window/

 

[lemonjelly]

http://todaynewsgazette.com/man-jailed-for-causing-terror-with-dildo/

 

[Lord Knows]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20583113

Excuse for YOU.

 

[Lord Knows]

Its all in the Headlines.

http://www.freakonomics.com/2012/12...-talk-to-police-and-other-horrible-headlines/

 

[lemonjelly]

http://metro.co.uk/2012/12/17/woman-fined-after-insulting-dog-she-named-after-neighbour-3319711/

 

[Monstrum]

i have one question... how can this woman rape you, that has to be a publicity stunt
http://www.medyaningunlugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Luminita-Perijoc11.jpg