Joking aside, the thought is just baffling.
I don't know what most academic researchers are paid in the UK and Europe on the whole, but in the US you can probably expect to make ~$50,000 per year. Not much, in other words. This amount does not increase or decrease based on research results.
Industry, on the other hand, is very much dependent on the success of it's products, so there is of course a reason to bend research to fit the ends.
Not that you don't know this already. But to think that corporate research has more integrity than academic research confuses the bejeezus out of me. Better funded? Absolutely. Better analyzed? Almost certainly not.