Chelsea (A) 8/11/25

[Jack Regan]

I'd have thought being at home watching either would be preferable to spending a load of money to hear a load of pissed up idiots chanting about tables or being down in London watching us get comfortably beaten.

 

[jd1981]

Reality is no matter what team is selected it’s just like trying to polish a turd

 

[Wolftone]

Could easily start with back four of Mosquera Santi, Toti, Hugo as a back four.
Play five in midfield including Andre, Kreji and Joao. Plus maybe Bellegarde and Munetsi or Wolfe
Then JSL or Arokadore up top.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

I'm going to watch the new Frankenstein on Netflix... fuck Wolves...

You need to suffer with the rest of us. How dare you have an enjoyable evening.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Could easily start with back four of Mosquera Santi, Toti, Hugo as a back four.

Mosquera who has never played at RB in the Premier League
Santi who is fucking shit, can't run, turn, jump or head
Toti who gives it everything but will always throw in 1/10 performances here and there
A bad Lee Naylor impression at LB

I'm not having a go at you, it's just nothing we put out is any good.

 

[prawnking]

I'm going to watch the new Frankenstein on Netflix... fuck Wolves...

I'm that fucked off with watching us I'm gonna watch Strictly with the other half instead and down a bottle of Ballycastle...fuck it

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

My wife and daughter are watching Wicked: One Wonderful Night. I’m debating not making them turn it off at 8.

 

[jd1981]

Simple turn it off until we go 1-0 down you’ll only have to watch 5 minutes of it.

 

[Wolftone]

Mosquera who has never played at RB in the Premier League
Santi who is fucking shit, can't run, turn, jump or head
Toti who gives it everything but will always throw in 1/10 performances here and there
A bad Lee Naylor impression at LB

I'm not having a go at you, it's just nothing we put out is any good.

Don't disagree but we could put something better out than what we have tonight. It might give us a slight chance of actually creating a goal. And with Kreji, André and Joao in front of the back four give us some sort of protection and also some structure to the midfield.

 

[Loki]

I suppose any team Collins picked would have been uninspiring but, bloody hell.

 

[Jinky]

I keep trying to work out what our plan is or how we score goals. Our best two players (Gomes & Andre) could put in 10/10 performances, but they’re not going to score you a wonder goal or create loads of chances for JSL. So we’re relying on some sort of creativity from Bellegarde or Hwang - and that just isn’t happening.

We’ll stick 10 behind the ball, JSL will be isolated by himself with no one within a mile of him, and we’ll likely buckle and let a goal in within 5-10 minutes.

As predictable as it gets.

 

[Wolftone]

I'm that fucked off with watching us I'm gonna watch Strictly with the other half instead and down a bottle of Ballycastle...fuck it

Yeah my wife is watching Strictly, but the only bad moves I'll be watching are from Stamford Bridge.
Sucker for punishment me.

 

[Jinky]

3 minutes in and it’s attack v defence already.

Is the plan to do this for the next 87 minutes?

Should be 1-0. Garnacho clean through.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Chelsea 1/3. Short odds but surely easy money?!

 

[James]

Fosun Out chants very clear on Sky.

 

[Jack Regan]

Sitter that for Garnacho.

 

[Jinky]

 

[Wolftone]

Nice move, nice cross from Tchatoua

 

[Jinky]

Hwang has been kicked on the back so that’ll be him completely anonymous before he’s subbed off on the hour mark.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Hwang has the pain threshold of a toddler. He’s pathetic.