Half time:
Ikeme: Can't kick and keep the ball on the pitch, takes too long whenever he has the ball. Not at fault for the goal.
Doherty: Not done much going forward save for a fluffed shot. As uneasy in defence as ever.
Coady: Applying himself well, but never a full back in a million years (as we know)
Hause: Has done ok so far. Won a few headers, tidied up well. Got a bollocking for Batth when they both went for the same ball, but couldn't tell who was to blame.
Batth: Won a few headers early on, terrible distribution, turned and made to look a total prat for the goal.
Saville: Has done well, putting in some good challenges. Can't pick a pass but then we know that.
Evans: Our only player who seems to play with his head up. Keeps things moving quickly, shame some of his teammates aren't on the same wavelength. Took a knock early on but seems ok.
Edwards: Total passenger. Fluffed a few headers.
Costa: Has the beating of their left back (who is now on a booking) but looks a little lost out there. I'm thinking it might be a case of #headsgone
Weimann: A bright spark amongst a lot of shite. Works very hard *and* looks to create. What a thought.
Dicko: Isolated, but doing what he can. This is mainly (a) Edwards' fault for not getting near enough to him and (b) Lambert's fault for playing Edwards at 10 when he patently cannot play there anymore.