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Yeah, never mind the fucking war lads, Everton vs Burnley is on.
 
“For a long time, I was persona non grata,” he reflects. “I was left with a lot of very angry wives, and I wasn’t invited to much, if anything at all. I remember one Christmas Day, the best Christmas of my life in fairness, when I sat with a bottle of champagne, a can of tuna, and I watched The Great Escape, Where Eagles Dare and The Guns of Navarone. Back-to-back-to-back. Three magnificent movies. Actually, I’ve wanted to do it many times since.”
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Wasn't sure if this should be here or the Partridge thread.

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Richard Keys interview: People think I ran off with my daughter’s best mate. It is nonsense

Former Sky Sports host sets the record straight about the perception of him as a ‘love rat’ and remembers his ideal Christmas Day
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I remember one Christmas Day, the best Christmas of my life in fairness, when I sat with a bottle of champagne, a can of tuna, and I watched The Great Escape, Where Eagles Dare and The Guns of Navarone. Back-to-back-to-back. Three magnificent movies. Actually, I’ve wanted to do it many times since.

I've said it before. You cannot parody Richard Keys, he is too ridiculous on his own.

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Tbf he and his new wife are well suited. Just trying to fit in vibes
“If I had met someone who was trying to justify that culture, there wouldn’t have been anywhere for us to go. But that wasn’t the person I met. I met someone who was traumatised, to an extent, by the culture he lived through."
 
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