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Bellend commentators

Tony Towner said:
For me a co commentator should offer me something I wouldn't normally see. You are there as the expert, educate me. There's not many who do that - Neville being the best (when it's not Utd)
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I believe they're called colour commentators in the trade, to add a bit of colour to what is happening
 
Tony Towner said:
Yes, that's more of a US term. Tony Romo in the NFL is the best in that sport, he can tell you what the play is before the team even run it. Although obviously it's a more stop and start sport
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Paulie Malignaggi is brilliant on the boxing too.
 
Commentators trying to be funny when they’re not is a big annoyance Guy Mowbray tries it on BBC and it just sounds stupid. Tyldsley tonight I counted 3 occasions he did impressions, stupid metaphors and annoying comparisons.
Agree with most Tyldsley wants his Augero, Hurst moment to go down in history.
 
jd1981 said:
Commentators trying to be funny when they’re not is a big annoyance. Tyldsley tonight I counted 3 occasions he did impressions, stupid metaphors and annoying comparisons.
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Tyldsley‘s “spoiler alert” for the previous game being one.
 
jd1981 said:
Commentators trying to be funny when they’re not is a big annoyance Guy Mowbray tries it on BBC and it just sounds stupid. Tyldsley tonight I counted 3 occasions he did impressions, stupid metaphors and annoying comparisons.
Agree with most Tyldsley wants his Augero, Hurst moment to go down in history.
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He claims he's already had it when United beat Barcelona in injury time. No me neither until I read his wailing in the Gruniad.
 
Stan Hullis said:
She isn't crap, James just needs to be controversial to be relevant.
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Nope...

As for comments of that it was misogynistic remark. Give it a break and stop trying to see things that aren’t there. Keep that accusing crap in the current affairs thread.

Also Clive Tyldsley can be added the list with Robbie Savage as being totally woeful & crap during the knock out stages
 
Tyldsley was particularly irritating last night.....was he worse than usual? Don't remember him being quite so bad in the past
 
He's always dreadful. Was especially woeful when we lost at Anfield this season (on Amazon IIRC).

Still better than Sam "sexy boobies" Matterface though.
 
Deutsch Wolf said:
Still better than Sam "sexy boobies" Matterface though.
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How much shit did he cram in his last game!

"He used to be a postman, so he his delivery should be great"

SM "This game needs a spark
LD "You can say that again
SM "This game needs a spark"

The lowlights
 
Have really enjoyed Ian Darke and Stuart Robson on ESPN, but for Sweden v Ukraine the network have chosen Steve Cangialosi, who is a) a multi-sport announcer rather than a football specialist, and b) American.

He has a really grating voice and says stupid things like describing a corner being taken from "the near flag".
 
Back to Sam fucking Matterface again.

He was awful last night - my biggest gripe is with is obsession of trying to build tension with his facts and comments. IT'S A FUCKING SEMI FINAL LET THE OCCASSION SPEAK FOR ITSELF.

Everyone at home is already shitting themselves with nerves without that cunt trying to ramp it up every 2 fucking seconds.

Rant over, I feel better now.
 
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