NSFW Amusing/Interesting/Thought Provoking Video + Picture Thread

[Penk Wolf]

I'll shoot Langdale

I'll be your witness.

 

[The Bear]

LMAO who didn't have mario on the snes? seriously he jumps up to hit a block with he's head to get a coin. and he can break brick with he's head.

wow I know too much about super mario

 

[MARKakaJIM]

PWNED!

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Who doesn't want to do this to be fair

The one where he drop kicks the golfer I havent stopped laughing yet.

 

[Del Woppio]

How sweet is this?

Prefer this:

Oh, fuck you. Fuck you Sainsbury’s, and fuck your fucking WHIMSY. Giraffe Bread? You’re fucking renaming a product Giraffe Bread just because a bloody child decided that you should? You absolute, unstoppable shower of cunts.


If you’re unfamiliar with the Giraffe Bread story then a) please let me swap lives with you because I envy every single cell in your body and b) allow me to explain what’s happened:


A kid recently wrote to Sainsbury’s saying ‘Why is Tiger Bread called Tiger Bread? It looks more like a giraffe’ even though it clearly fucking DOESN’T. Then a Sainsbury’s customer service employee - instead of either throwing the letter in the bin because he’s an adult human being with a proper job, or replying to the child with a letter reading ‘Dear tiny bellend, I am an adult human being with a proper job. Why don’t you stop WASTING MY TIME you OBNOXIOUS ATTENTION-SEEKING DIPSHIT?’ - actually replied to the letter in such an insufferably patronising way that he may as well have replaced every word with ‘Diddums’. And THEN the kid’s fucking dad posted it on Facebook. Like a SMUG DICK. And now Sainsbury’s has renamed all Tiger Bread as Giraffe Bread.


Sainsbury’s let a child - worse still, a child whose parents are obviously the awful sort of arseholes who force you to look at photos of their offspring every five minutes and then get offended when you fail to respond to stories about their normal human development with a sufficient level of awe - to choose the name of a supermarket product. A child. Why? Children are idiots. They wet themselves. They can’t pronounce the word ‘domino’ properly. If children weren’t idiots then they wouldn’t need to spend 12 years in a classroom learning what red things are. But they DO. Because they’re IDIOTS.


The worst part of all of this is that you morons lapped it up. It doesn’t matter how you lapped it up - whether you’re one of those ‘Aww, isn’t that cute’ arseholes or one of those ‘Oh, that’s assherly rally grate implementation of social media, assherly’ arseholes. The point is that you contributed to this mess. And I genuinely, GENUINELY, hate you for it.


Because you know what’s going to happen now, don’t you? A fucking supermarket cute-off, that’s what. Tesco will rename its baked beans ‘Orange Boingies’ because a fat three-year-old with too much time on its hands wrote its head office an adorable letter. And then Sainsbury’s will fight back by calling its laundry detergent ‘Unicorn Dust’. Before you know it, you’ll find yourself pushing a fucking bibblekart around a shoppywop to buy numnums for your tummy-wummy. And then you’ll go home and you won’t understand why you can’t stop crying.


In summary, everyone in the world is a dickhead except for me.

 

[ROVERT47]

 

[Penk Wolf]

Prefer this:

I don't rant as well, but said similar to the wife.

 

[Kenny]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16950361

I can't decide if its meant to be serious or not

 

[James]

The one where he drop kicks the golfer I havent stopped laughing yet.

cracks me up everytime mate.


And yes whatever about the mario. I just thought it was a good pic

 

[Jinky]

Remi is quality. I can't believe no one has posted vids of him on here before actually!

 

[James]

Remi is quality. I can't believe no one has posted vids of him on here before actually!

Me neither. I really havn't explored much of the website in the past but I saw this thread and thought remi is worthy of this by a country mile. I love the sumo one aswell as kangaroo.

 

[The Bear]

I've seen a few Remi vids before. The one where he's driving the go kart throwing bananas behind him is the best.

 

[James]

this made me laugh a bit a very oputunistic dog

this one aswell is good

bloody americans

 

[Hamlet]

The celebration hockey one is hilarious!

And as for the BBC news story, if that knocked over an employee then in the case of a real rhino escape they are fucked!

 

[SSB]

 

[Kenny]

 

[James]

HE STOLE MY CLIPBOARD MICK!!

 

[The Bear]

If any of you are into Pink Floyd and guitar FX pedals, then you'll love this:

Iron Man!!

 

[Langers]

 

[James]

I know its been a shit day but a bit of humor should do the trick