Recent content by Paddingtonwolf

The whole Fuckface Von Clownstick thing is just magnificent. I may never be able to refer to Trump again without using it.

I really thought the time was right to sell Raul and we got a fair price as he was pretty much done at the top level. Another in the litany of "Paddy knows the square root of fuck all" moments.

Its serious foul play. Intent means not a jot.

So we set them a target of 160. Better than it looked when Bethell came to the crease. I am NOT expecting a Headingley 1981 result as we sort of lack a Bob Willis.

Supremely underrated gallows humour!

No. Suarez was in the tunnel when he got sent off for Uruguay in the world cup in 2010

Simple statement needed from NATO and the EU "If the United States utilises its military on Greenland or against any NATO territory, this will be viewed as an act of war and will be treated accordingly." There are two other nuclear powers in NATO after all. He needs to be told to back the...

With our options, that might not be a bad thing

Which makes the Jacks shot even more idiotic. Stokes can barely lift a bat with injury so you KNOW you are a batsman down and you go and play a slog that would shame a village 3rd XI. Dickhead.

I suppose at least we have made them have to come back tomorrow so Stan has another night on the piss in Sydney with the result not quite done. Hope you enjoyed your trip Stan. Only four years until the next Down Under Ashes, when I will try and join up for a day if you come over again.

And now the comedy run out to complete the England cricket bingo card

Jacks you absolute fucking idiot. A good total being made by sensible cricket at a decent rate of scoring, putting serious pressure on them batting last if we keep this going for another session and a bit. So you go to the Jamie Smith school of batting. Absolute fucking clownshoe. Arrrggghh.

That is a superb century by Bethell.

Root was rather unfortunate. Great ball by Boland. I think it goes well beyond the 7am UK time call unless there is a collapse of apocalyptic proportions even by England standards

Assuming they survive (they are appalling but the bottom places should be infested with even more dreck than them), Albion will be on a lot less next season. They will have lost their allure, especially if ourselves and West Ham join the division. They will probably only get the two BCDs, the...