Recent content by Alan

I was going to keep my profile pic to just footballers, but… You’ve played Sunday League before, right?

Kinky Jinky?

Tempo got away from them a bit but man what a fucking performance. At the time it seemed a big moment for Black American rock.

They’re unserious people. Besides, quips translate well to social media.

I don’t know if I’d use the same language, but I’m not defending him. I want him gone. Frankly, I’m trying and failing to resist continuing to be a dickhead about what we’re comfortable leveling at the players. Oh well.

I do find myself wondering what could have been done differently by RE, accepting how the squad is viewed. I struggle to see the line from “fuck these cowards” to “but how did the manager not do better with these cowards”. I still think all decks should be cleared, coaching and playing, but if...

You should be good, then ;)

The job hunt has damn near ground to a halt, I’ve just spent my last dollar, and I’m emotionally running on empty. How did it get to be damn near May already. Fuck.

We are broken by capitalism but not that broken

@Deutsch Wolf you can do it mate. Punch back. I'm deep in a fight with a pair of scissors. We can't let up now. We've come so far

Just like the Pope! Coincidence???

We spent 80% of training under Bruno working on it, I hear IMO “give it to Cunha” ain’t a tactic. More like a managerial Uno Reverse Card

With how hated the squad is, those don’t seem wholly unreasonable points. If the squad is so bad then what is a reasonable impact?

I shouldn’t be able to identify 10 MLS sides more tactically astute and complex than us, but I can (Charlotte ain’t one of ‘em, sadly). Rob, Gary, VP, Lop, Lage; I can’t seriously recall an attacking identity under any of them, certainly not consistently. When is the last time any of us saw a...

Isn't he our joint leader in assists this season? (With a mighty 2)