Recent content by Alan

I believe it's generally accepted in equestrian circles that part of the reason that jockeys see horses as partners rather than vehicles is psychological backlash against the total utilitarianism of the owners.

For sure, I was being OTT; no harm meant.

Just being an ass. :) Rough translation: "The fuck are you on about?"

You look great! Hope I age half as well.

Idea: Euphemism XI. Ben Bender in midfield, Woodcock at forward, Christian Fuchs, David Seaman…

Thought your name was Louie not Leyton!! WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING

Fucking hell mate!

That's pretty pragmatic; I respect it. For the record, there are situations where a doctor is allowed to withhold a diagnosis, but your situation doesn't sound near either of them. As you might imagine, they are very *specific* situations.

...hva fæn snakker du om?

Lol Messi didn't even travel

Jairzinho ay

Oh, and shout outs to James Henry, whom @Lycan once said I was a dead ringer for, which remains the most flattering internet compliment I've ever received. He may or may not have been the photo I passed to my stylist. Oh, uh, Henry was also pretty good at football. Really did score some...

I genuinely can't describe the nostalgia of these highlights for me. You know, I only really committed to supporting the club after Hunt's goal against Blackburn (which I impress British people by being able to describe, which is a neat bonus). So my first season giving a fuck for realsies was...

From what I know of Angel (admittedly secondhand for the majority), I don't see that he offers us anything but a body. Not because he's shit, but because we don't make runs that suit the passes that he wants to play. That's not necessarily anyone's "fault", per se, but it does break him as a...