Recent content by Alan

As an old SO used to say to me, “not my Asian”.

Who needs the Liquidator when you’ve got the Percolator ay

Oh my God, Paddy. I’m so, so sorry. Fuck.

Well, that clears that up! 😂

This might be a naïve question, but can someone help me, a non-ticket-buying fan, why attendance gets so much lower in the Championship? Excepting midweek games.

I’m actually finding myself quite positive on Armstrong. It’s been fucking ages, or feels like it, since we had an experienced PL player (I know, I know, but I really do buy into that being important) who wasn’t, uhm, decent at best (Doc).

Louie, you truly understand me. 💛

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We're staying up

See: Blackburn and Lewis Morgan

I can’t not ask again. Why the fuck do managers pick players who are actually sandbagging? And y’all know it takes a lot for me to level that at a player.

Just in: Torino tell Wolves to "do one" following Adams bid £1 short of valuation

That's 2 more than I expected.

Dude out here lookin' like Weston McKennie.

Ah, fair; really doubled up on being an ass, there, didn't I. Just never seen it with him; I was completely baffled by the City purchase. Wish him well, obv. Ravel Morrison, he ain't.