Recent content by Alan

Father Time can get so fucking fucked oh my God

Benefit of the doubt should always go to the attacking side IMO

Pffft, when my Dad tore his trying to walk on at Alabama they gave him some ice. Good to go. Toughen up Tyrell ffs (Dad’s knee completely locked up a week later lmfao)

Fair play, that’s a very reasoned take.

We ought to send @Tony Towner a care package if Patullo is the only one.

Very true. Can't wait to see how those fans react to an actual draft bust!

Oh my god, please. Inject that man's attitude directly into my veins.

It probably had to happen after how vocal the crowd in Pittsburgh was last night. I would expect that they're about to get a vicious curl of the monkey's paw. And some other team is going to land a very, very good coach in Mike T. The irony of this is fucking incredible btw

This is extremely Samsung 😂 Houston really pulled away after I went to bed. Love to see it. Congrats mate!

Also, being 7/9 on 3rd down vs 0/6 for Pittsburgh and only having a one point lead is unfathomably juxtaposed.

Gotta get you an OTA antenna! They’re pretty cheap and get you your local stations for free. I’d go slightly mad without mine. 😅

Oh wait my ABC affiliate has it I for sure only saw ESPN earlier but hey I won’t question Hell fuckin’ yeah Will

@Dennisons Wrong Foot I so badly wish I could catch this but unfortunately the change in employment status has meant a lot of cuts. ESPN being one victim ($29.99/month is just too fucking insulting ya know).

I don’t even know what the feeling I have is anymore. It’s like. I mean, truly, I have never HATED anything like I hate these people. It makes me uncomfortable.

After his flight lands probably *ba dum tiss*