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The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

Bunch of banker bros in ridiculously expensive suits get into a ridiculously expensive Infiniti SUV. One sends the other three a text: "I love you guys"

Tagline: "Luxury that lets you feel comfortable enough to be you. Infiniti of America."

Fuck. OFF.
 
Yet another Nationwide advert. This time telling you to put less milk on your cereal to save money.
 
Recycle your electricals

Only seen it twice during the darts and that’s enough for me.
 
The verisure alarms advert, new one is a pregnant woman getting one for the safety of the new baby, unless you’re Gerry and Kate McCann nobody is breaking into your house to steal your baby
 
This prick of an advert that keeps popping up on Sky Sports, massively annoying when it's the cricket and they cut to a short break regularly.


That music is absolute drivel.
 
I can't remember that one! It is like watching a serial killer feeding one of his victims to his unsuspecting family!
 
The paltry amount of gravy his terrified wife pours over. Pretty sure rationing finished before 1984.
 
I like a roast but that one looked thoroughly unappetising
 
The jaguar adverts on YouTube,
Ones in a car, in the dark in a car wash, has luminous green teeth when he smiles, actually doesn’t show any car, but says jaguar at the bottom of the screen.
Other one is a girl on roller skates, in the dark skating past a bus stop which lights up, cut to the back of a car driving off while the ad says jaguar at the bottom of the screen.
I’m guessing it’s to show their electric cars but who knows? If the cars turn your teeth luminous green and disappear women on roller skates, it’s a no from me.
 
That’s horrendous.

Gargling is an ugly action that’s best kept to the bathroom with the door shut. Whoever thought it’s could somehow be made attractive and entice us to buy Robinson’s need sacking.
 
Only thing worse than that ad....an ad with whispering
 
Viagra Connect advert where the woman goes for a shag mid Zoom call.
 
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