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Worst XI of the decade

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----------------------------Andy Lonergan-----------------------------

Ronald Zubar-------Roger Johnson------Kaspars Gorkss-----Jack Robinson

Jermaine Pennant----Eggert Jonsson----Tongo Doumbia-----Sheyi Ojo

----------------------Leon Clarke------Yannick Sagbo----------------------
 
Harsh on Leon. He at least scored goals for us.

I'd have someone like Marlon Harewood ahead of him every day of the week.
 
Leon scored 3 goals.

Harewood was 2009.
 
I thought he'd gotten more than that.

And I did wonder if Marlon would get in in time. We're still in 2019!
 
----------------------------Andy Lonergan-----------------------------

-------Roger Johnson------Kaspars Gorkss-----Jeremy Helan

Van La Parra----Eggert Jonsson----Greg Halford-----Tommy Rowe

--------------Grant Holt-----Leon Clarke------Yannick Sagbo-------------
 
He hardly played after he got hauled off vs Blues in Nov 2009.

A few sub appearances and at least one start in the League Cup (vs Southend, he was fucking wank) but that was about it.
 
He hardly played after he got hauled off vs Blues in Nov 2009.

A few sub appearances and at least one start in the League Cup (vs Southend, he was fucking wank) but that was about it.

But he DOES qualify, so he is going in.

Thought i'd go with a weird 343 (Helan is not a CB) as to compare to us now, but also because I didn't feel Zubar was THAT bad.
 
I was sad enough to check.

Tranmere (A) FA Cup - came on after 89 mins
Chelsea (H) PL - came on 77 mins
West Ham (A) PL - came on 81 mins
Stoke (H) PL - came on 89 mins
Everton (A) PL - came on 71 mins
Southend (H) LC - full game
Notts Co (H) LC - full game

That's it. 42 mins in the league.
 
But he DOES qualify, so he is going in.

Thought i'd go with a weird 343 (Helan is not a CB) as to compare to us now, but also because I didn't feel Zubar was THAT bad.

He absolutely was!

Bloody awful. Possibly the thickest footballer I've ever seen at Wolves. Never understood how offside worked.
 
----------------------------Andy Lonergan-----------------------------

-------Roger Johnson------Kaspars Gorkss-----Jeremy Helan

Van La Parra----Eggert Jonsson----Greg Halford-----Tommy Rowe

--------------Grant Holt-----Leon Clarke------Yannick Sagbo-------------

Doc does not agree. His babysitter helped him win awards....
 
I should have found a place for Nouble actually. My word.
 
Doc does not agree. His babysitter helped him win awards....

Made his career arguably.

Dedicating his life now to the work of God.

A fine man who drove Lycan to the brink of insanity with his unerring ability to run the ball straight out of play.
 
-------------------------------------------Andy Lonergan------------------------------------

--------------------Sebastian Bassong-------Roger Johnson------Kaspars Gorkss----------

Jermaine Pennant----Eggert Jonsson------Tongo Doumbia-----Tommy Rowe-----Sheyi Ojo

-----------------------------Jake Cassidy------------Paul Gladon----------------------

Absolute fucking mince.
 
Doc does not agree. His babysitter helped him win awards....

Tell me more?

I forgot about Nouble, Cassidy and Mairhoffer, although Nouble must have played about the same amount of league minutes as Halford in this decade?
 
If we are excluding Halford on the lack of game time then no one can use Grant Holt either .

Can remember one game when he was about to come on as a sub - took so long to run to the corner flag & back that I think the game had just about finished before he made it

In his time with us the (apart from 1 goal v Blackburn) would have to include Stephen Hunt

Forgot Mairhofer - only player who was shorter when he jumped for a header than he was just standing still
 
Gladon! Fucking hell. That "performance" against Burton (although he did get assaulted)

Could name a team of shit strikers!
 
Gladon! Fucking hell. That "performance" against Burton (although he did get assaulted)

Could name a team of shit strikers!

Another one who didn't know what offside was.

Wrote him off after about 15 minutes. Garbage.
 
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