The Transfer Thread 2022/23- Everything not Wolves

[Lupo]

Kasper Schmeichel set to leave Leicester to join Nice

 

[Carrotdude]

An ironic transfer if ever there was one

 

[WarwickWolf]

FC Cunt couldn't match the offer.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

So terminally broke Barcelona are spaffing another £50m on Kounde. Surely the authorities need to properly sanction the fuckers eventually?

 

[Kenny]

So terminally broke Barcelona are spaffing another £50m on Kounde. Surely the authorities need to properly sanction the fuckers eventually?

They still owe Bordeaux £9m...that club pushed into the third tier due to their finances.

De Jong and others owed money.

Raphinha and Lewandowski currently can't be registered apparently

Plus side, they have made Chelsea look like chumps this window

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

*adopts Liz Truss Thatcher cos-play voice*

"that is a DISGRACE"

 

[Donegal Wolf]

So terminally broke Barcelona are spaffing another £50m on Kounde. Surely the authorities need to properly sanction the fuckers eventually?

They have sold 25% of their la liga media rights for the next 25 years, which is worth €500million and got the money coming in.

Also sold 49% of their merchandise arm for €300million. So they have money in their pockets whilst still acting like cunts to other clubs, most clubs dealing with them want most of the cash upfront now.

If they had kept the rights and la liga tv rights didn't rise a single cent they would have a value of €1.5billion over the 25 years.

Thats part of the reason why they are mad keen on the super league (if comes about) as those media rights are 100% their own.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552703800124776454

 

[Tony Towner]

Create your own gags

https://twitter.com/x/status/1553408361940525067

 

[AndyWolves]

Charlotte are apparently after Aaron Ramsey

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Create your own gags

https://twitter.com/x/status/1553408361940525067

Stoke throwing money at him?

 

[Alan]

Charlotte are apparently after Aaron Ramsey

Choosing between us and Nice, the MLS media is saying.

 

[lemonjelly]

Choosing between us and Nice, the MLS media is saying.

"Us"?
You've changed man!

 

[Alan]

Home is home.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I'm intrigued. How are Charlotte proposing to cover the nearly £400k a week he was on at Juventus? A lot of magic money trees gone up in the area of the stadium?

 

[Tony Towner]

He's not getting anything close to that from anyone. What would Nice pay - £50k pw? Charlotte just need to match that assuming the MLS interests him

 

[Kenny]

He won't be commanding huge wages this time around.

It's accept a small amount (in football terms) or get a job as a pundit covering the World Cup

 

[Alan]

He instantly upgrades our midfield so we can pretty much guarantee he'll play every single minute that he's available. Don't think the same would be true at Nice.

Tbf we'll sign him and he'll break in the first half of his first appearance and all of this will have been moot.

 

[Alan]

OOooooh I just thought about a midfield of Aaron Ramsey, Ben Bender, and Sergio Ruiz.

Hell of a paper knife, that.

 

[Johnny75]

Hell of a paper knife, that.

What now?