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This is the greatest Accidental Partridge I think I've ever seen

Where's her constituency, Mordor or Mos Eisley?

THIS IN SPADES

Wtf is he doing making sensible decisions less than 24 hours into the job? This will take some getting used to.

Bang on. I'll also take dull and boring over this weird quasi-celebrity culture that's infested politics over the past decade or so. Just do the job you're there to do. You're not there to be popular, you're there to govern.

Yes Stourbridge!!!! Labour gain with a 3073 majority. Delighted with that. What a night!

Rees-Mogg out?

Lovely stuff. A quick fire hat-trick of good news!

Pleased that Reform are already 3 seats down on the exit poll prediction

Still napping I reckon. Due back online around 3?

Carol Vorderman for Nadine Dorries is an excellent substitution btw

Honestly, I just want to enjoy tonight and the Tories' demise. Got the wine on the go. Enjoying it so far.

Speaks volumes when seeing Anne fucking Widdecombe sat there is somewhat of a relief

I really hope she storms out. She's a ridiculous moron

Yeah it's very strange how they've structured this panel

She's a fucking moron. C4 for me too. I really like Campbell and Stewart

117 3 Reform Nazis

I wouldn't. I'd sit him in a dark room for the rest of his life with only James Corden for company and make him watch endless repeats of Mrs Brown's Boys.

My thoughts exactly. He's far too limited to be worth that much, and he's not exactly a 'young' player either. Very good deal for us assuming it goes through. Vital we get a CB in ASAP mind you.

Wow. £40,000,000 (forty million pounds). (I think it warrants typing the amount out Vidiprinter-style)