New - The things that really annoy you

[Keef]

This supposed rift between Brooklyn Beckham and his parents. News, apparently.

I’m guessing he wouldn’t turn their money down if he’d married Tracey from the rough estate who works part time in greggs rather than the billionaire nepo baby he married.

 

[Templeton Peck]

It's not a great leap for me to believe that one of the most avaricious people on Earth uses his family as a 'brand'. He'd flog Nanny Beckham if the price was right.

 

[lemonjelly]

Losing my keys. Feck!

 

[wanderer89]

Have you looked where you last left them?

 

[lemonjelly]

Have you looked where you last left them?

Last used unlocking my bike. Retraced the journey in the dark, no dice.

 

[Alan]

Automated "Thanks for Applying!" emails.

Don't get me excited you sons of bitches

 

[Alan]

Last used unlocking my bike. Retraced the journey in the dark, no dice.

They may not be where you last left them, but I bet they'll be in the last place you look.

 

[SSB]

Has the E&S decided to broaden its definition from “regional newspaper”

 

[Jack Regan]

MP's new obsession with describing seemingly everything as a psychodrama.

 

[Kenny]

Part if this is annoying but also respect for the cheek of it...

Had to do an IKEA trip this evening, so back over to the Darlo area I go.

Decided to do a quick stop in Nandos for a bit of grub....quick it was not.
Waiting...waiting...then the folk who sat down 25 mins after us got their food in 5 mins.
Obviously not right so did the polite way of asking "where is my bastard food".
Turns out it had been made and taken to the wrong table and the bastards went "yep, that is ours...to go with the table of food we already have"

God bless Darlaston/Wednesbury (or Birmingham if I use IKEA geography)

 

[Tony Towner]

Part if this is annoying but also respect for the cheek of it...

Had to do an IKEA trip this evening, so back over to the Darlo area I go.

Decided to do a quick stop in Nandos for a bit of grub....quick it was not.
Waiting...waiting...then the folk who sat down 25 mins after us got their food in 5 mins.
Obviously not right so did the polite way of asking "where is my bastard food".
Turns out it had been made and taken to the wrong table and the bastards went "yep, that is ours...to go with the table of food we already have"

God bless Darlaston/Wednesbury (or Birmingham if I use IKEA geography)

Courtesy of Gary Delaney

What do you call the area between the front and back door of Nando's?

The peri peri neum

 

[Kenny]

Could have done with your stand up routine whilst my food was being stolen