Bellend commentators

[Deutsch Wolf]

I totally agree. It makes it sound like every shot has a degree of inevitability about it.

But he only does it with the "top" players, like MOHAMMED SALAH.

Not with a jobbing full back from Sheff United who is having a dig from 30 yards.

The Football Clichés episode with Conor McNamara (top bloke and well worth a listen) is a great insight into this.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Richard Keys reckons Gary O'Neil hasn't been nominated for Manager of the Year because he's English.

This is why you cannot parody Keys, it's too ridiculous to start with.

 

[machin05]

Ah, of course, because English managers are so famously underrated in the UK, aren't they!?

 

[Tony Towner]

I don't particularly buy in to him being overlooked. There are 3 managers who should be in the conversation Pep, Arteta and Emery anybody else would be / is just making the numbers up

 

[Lupo]

A Big Sam would say, if his name were Gari Oneilio...

 

[Banjo]

Richard Keys reckons Gary O'Neil hasn't been nominated for Manager of the Year because he's English.

This is why you cannot parody Keys, it's too ridiculous to start with.

These days...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

We won 4 out of our first 14 games and have won 1 out of our last 9.

Give that man the trophy immediately.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

We won 4 out of our first 14 games and have won 1 out of our last 9.

Give that man the trophy immediately.

He should definitely get Manager of the (15 game) season!